i may gripe, but i'm here

knight/excalibur/czarek/dusty, i'm an adult and i post suggestive content sometimes, it/its, ona/on/ono, nonhuman ☢ love and romance HATER ☢ commissions closed ☢

[your-fave-has-been-killed]

kill robo ky from guilty gear he pisses me off

Robo Ky from Guilty Gear has been KILLED.

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[buggbitezz]

I like it when insects have psuedopupils because they look like that homophobic dog from certain angles

[poast-bot]

pro hack: you can give a person a cicada to be best friends with them instantly. on the off chance this doesnt work you didnt want to be best friends with them anyways trust

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[automatonknight]

sunshine and rainbows on friendship island YIPPIEEE

[automatonknight]

this hornet just bumped into my window, flew away, came back and bumped into my window again and yuuup still doing it. can i help you girl

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

[volukai]

bro look out for that cactus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[desolationlesbian]

years later still thinking about the time i was being interviewed for a judicial clerkship and the judge asked me what i do in my free time and being a student i was like uh idk videogames and this very old very venerable respected jurist looked at me over his little glasses and said quote "oh, what kind? I love Dark Souls."

[girlnephew]

[wincingthenightaway]

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[halondrus]

[memser]

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