i'm not polite company, my friend!

knight/excalibur/czarek, i'm an adult and i post suggestive content sometimes, it/its, ona/on/ono, nonhuman ☢ credit me if you use my art ^u^ commissions closed ☢

[shinynx]

Idiot boy stuck in the sink again wet

[ravioliet]

similarly to how you should never trust gamers with a nonbinary character i feel like you can also never trust a fandom with an aroace character. whether it's explicitly canon or implied it just ends up the same

[ravioliet]

every time an allo person wants to ship an aroace spec coded character they should write an essay with MLA format citations on how this serves the themes of the story and is necessary for the character and how their ship is any different than the relationships said character already has and they should also send $500 dollars minimum to at least one aroace person in their fandom

[ravioliet]

"but people can do whatever they want!!!" i don't caaaaaare go examine your biases and cry about it or i'm blowing both of us up

[pigswithwings]

unsheathes my sword. ROMANCE CANT HAPPEN I WONT LET IT!!!!!

[electricsheep-1]

his ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[houseprophet-deactivated2024050]

really beautiful image i dont think anything can beat this.

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[automatonknight]

warning for: slight flashing, gore (including mushrooms growing inside the body/skin), blood

my year old sketch animatic of my yucky lesbians i finally edited together. BOO! song is "string theocracy" by mili

[satzuboreas]

i love metamorphosis symbolism yes good #bug

[astriiformes]

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

[astriiformes]

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

[koresmeadow]

all tumblr users decide to horny post the minute you open the app in public.

[furryprovocateur]

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

[munch-mumbles]

I OVERWORKED THIS AND IM PROUD !!

[7dmom]

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.