i'm not polite company, my friend!

knight/excalibur/czarek, i'm an adult and i post suggestive content sometimes, it/its, ona/on/ono, nonhuman ☢ credit me if you use my art ^u^ commissions closed ☢

[7dmom]

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

[thalassata]

Check out what I picked up on sale today

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[lifeandjournal]

[automatonknight]

MIŁOŚĆ DO RYCERSKIEGO KODEKSU ALE RACZEJ NIE DO SEKSU ⚔️

[greelin]

just another beautiful day on Gore of My Comfort Character Island

[automatonknight]

eat dinner that's too small=bad. eat dinner that's too big=also bad. fuck this stupid gay body

[automatonknight]

don't think i posted my gf stuff here. everything ~2 years old i think

[spiralstaircased]

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[doyouremem8erme]

[hedgehog-moss]

have you considered that perhaps people from the us/canada assume you are one of them because your posts are written in english that is indistinguishable from that of a native english speaker from the us/canada

I’m going to unionise with all non-native English speakers on tumblr and we’re going to start writing our posts with heavy cartoonish German or Russian or Portuguese or French accents and you will regret this message so much

[hedgehog-moss]

[wooteena]

[ID] An anon ask, spelling edited slightly for clarity.

‘maybe anon is prefer, we are writing the english like this? speaking her but only with the broken grammaic and when anon replies in liquid - excuse me - fluent english, we are telling them, ‘slower slower please, you talk the english so well and we come from europa where everybody has their own language and of mon Dieu having to learn more than one language is mierda, so nobody understanding himselves neighbor, yes? we are all living in shit barn and shit ice hut and shit castle, unlike splendid american in mcmurdo mansion and glass tower, please to enlighten us with superior intelligence.’

[/ID]

[automatonknight]

my biggest dream is to have an appropriate emotional reaction to a thing that happens. it would be awesome if it happened one day

[3000s]

this is gagobears

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[local-dragon-haunt]

insert Stanford doesn't know about 9/11 joke here