im that guy

Im the crickets in your carpets 🦗😁 Silly incarnate🐛 goobie goobiest

[roachie-paradise]

。： Lucian =+ He/It ✦ The Main Blog ✧ My sisters blog

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、⸺ From break and ruin              the most beautiful performance begins. ⸺〃

[tweegeemee]

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[crazysodomite]

Taurs who knead you

Sphinxes who knead you

[basyacriptid]

yayyya yyaaayy

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[jubjubbird]

hi my name is tumblr user and i have to invent a new english phrase every single day or they take the shot um and today's was smarls smeegly and i am noticing that you're not using it and i a,m getting kindof scared

[alsotranslatingpoststopolish]

ptakorzedlak

cześć nazywam się użytkownik tumblra i muszę wymyslać codziennie nowe zdanie bo inaczej mnie zastrzelą eee dziś było głoli bebola i widzę że nie weszło jeszcze do twojego słownika i zaxzynam się trochębać

[the-dashing-miss-ollandre]

fuglen-djubberloen

hej mit navn er tumblr bruger og jeg er nødt til at opfinde en ny frase værd dag fordi ellers skyder de mig og øm idags var sneler snøkkelt og jeg lagde mærke til at i ikke bruger den og jeg e,r ved atblive lidt bange

[weaselknievel]

the "twink chained to the radiator" is kind of like the lawn or garden gnome of the modern woman

[alsotranslatingpoststopolish]

łasicaknievel

"twink przypięty do kaloryfera" jest trochę jak gnom ogrodowy lub trawnikowy dla współczesnej kobiety

[magiturge]

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Twinning - Snoozin💤

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[kaiserouo]

ough

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[enderspawn]

[enderspawn]

happy do you like men monday

[jrwiclips]

FROM: Just Roll What If | Otherworldly Summoning

Chip: Are you gonna tur— Do you have magic? You gonna turn me into a square?

NPC: I could turn you into a square.

Chip: (sputters) Stay out of this, Gandalf!

Dakota: I don't know. Do you like men?

[pause]

Chip: What?