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Oh sorry am I interrupting
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Kaeru nyōbō (蛙女房) — "frog wive", a shapeshifting character in Japanese folklore. The frog turns into a woman in order to marry a human man, but retains some of her froggy qualities — Kaeru nyōbō is very fragile, small, and is unable to do heavy work due to her little strength. The life with her can be perfectly ordinary and peaceful, unless the curiosity of a husband & family discovers her true nature, and she hops away.
The stories about frog wives exist all over Japan with some variations of the plot. The motive itself — of a girl "with a secret" and a family ruined by prying into it — seems to be extremely popular in Japanese folklore in general.
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it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020:
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
you don't even have a dog
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories
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I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)
figure I started with -> figure I ended with
love a good before n after
Happy Pride Everyone
Where Does the Heart lie, Act 1 Chapter 24:
So no fruit?
That May Explain a Lot.
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Hi Gay! happy pridementh, june first wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~ i hope everyone is prideful and monthful. full of month. in your heart and in your soul.
had to completely rewrite this chapter from my first iteration, this is definitely better. for anyone wondering why Fenn is suddenly just in a house, the scary lady said it's all good for him to chill out in one of them for safety until she can find the bear killer. it wouldve been said in the original version of this chapter but it can be inferred too.
the sketch of that cut moment:
post time skip nami REDESIGN because goddddd. i've had a few drinks and i saw a picture of nami post time skip and nearly flipped the table... you wanna give her even more ridiculous proportions? sure. ridiculously long hair? fine. but those fuckkkkkass skinny jeans and bikini top with NO BELT? no accessories???? those fuckass bland little shoesSsuh???
to me this is the worst crime of all. she shows her personality so much in her outfits.
anyway here's what i'd do 💆♂️ shoes inspired by a pair i didn't buy that one time think about often
happy pride month! To celebrate this year, I decided to design one or two Eridians for every flag I can find. The flags are picked by a wheel of luck, and the ones for today are Abrosexual and Queer!
Definitons:
Abrosexual: a fluidity in sexuality; a person whose sexuality changes frequently or over time
Queer: umbrella term for sexualities and gender identities that don't conform to a heteronormative society; also often used by people who don't want to label themselves
seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.
VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!
okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear
people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!
for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a "joke".
genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄
THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but "static beings" is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn't see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn't compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!
and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.
it's fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.
Hey, quick question. What do you mean "or place"???
Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?
it's not my job to educate you.
Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts
you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e
Leorio is the character of all time. He is a teenager that looks like a middle aged guy. He threw hands with an overpowered murder clown when he really didn't have to do that, the clown was chill with letting him run away. He haggled for a cellphone so hard that the crowd cheered when he finally brought the phone. He nearly beat up an old lady because he didn't like her trick question. He has a very soothing and kind heartbeat. He entered a death exam to gain the money needed to study medicine and become a doctor that can heal people free of charge. He nearly made everyone fail this important exam cause a woman promised that if he chose the wrong option he could grope her. He punched his friend's deadbeat father in live television and people hated the father so much that they voted for Leorio to become president. He is the only one in the main cast that haven't killed someone. He went from fearing an assassin child to defending said child very loudly in a heartbeat. He come up with a rigged arm westling competition in an attempt to help his little friend make money. He is considered the normal one in the series.
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