A Bite of My Apple

An exploration of sex, sexuality, and sexy stuff by Apple and Ezra, an overthinking ethically non-monogamous couple. Photos of Apple Photos of Ezra Apple's Writing Ezra's Writing Our Story Things Apple Likes Things Ezra Likes

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Do you take submissions and what kind?

I think we'd be open to a submission if it was particularly lovely! As for what kind, well, you've seen what kind of photos we post and what kind we reblog... something like that.Thanks for thinking of us!

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hello, neighbors

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I like scandalizing the neighbors.

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I like reflections.

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Behaving well? Unlikely.

I got a real good feeling somethin’ bad about to happen.

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I like polka dots.

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1. Yes.

2. Sometimes.

3. Not as much as I used to.

4. I also get jealous of my coworkers sometimes.

5. Don’t you sometimes get jealous in your monogamous relationships?

6. I don’t think that’s a enough of a reason not to do it.

7. You can distract yourself by reading, cleaning, watching a movie, making something, or spending time with other people.

8. You can work through it by sitting with it, thinking about it, journaling on it, or talking it over.

9. I think the good stuff outweighs the bad stuff.

10. It’s worth the freedom I get.

11. It’s worth seeing my partner happy.

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I like floating

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Don’t stress out about what to wear: some people dressed to the theme, some didn’t. Some had tons of skin hanging out (ass-less chaps! ass-less dresses!), some didn’t. Dress so you feel comfortable and sexy.

Agree in advance what’s off-limits and what’s fair game, and check in regularly with your companion and any new friends you make. We probably asked each other and our chosen play partners some variation on "is this okay?" several dozen times throughout our encounter. Apple says those urgent, whispered requests for consent -- followed, in every case, by consent -- were among the hottest elements of the evening for her.

Go in with a “can-do” attitude. For the most part, everyone is there for the same reason, so finding someone to hook up with is much less awkward than it would be at, say, a regular party. Be friendly, be open-minded, be pleasant, be charming.

Have a drink. Maybe two. 

Leave on a high note.

Apple and I had an amazing time, and really admire what the organizers managed to pull off. It was an extremely erotic and charged atmosphere without being creepy or sleazy. Yes, by the end of the night, everyone was naked everywhere, and yes, I stood in line for the bar next to a naked man getting a blowjob from a kneeling naked woman, but somehow that managed to be fun and sexy rather than off-putting, and things were definitely less debauched earlier in the night. We felt comfortable, we felt sexy, we felt safe and adventurous, and we can’t wait to do it again.

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If I’m not threatened by him putting his PENIS in your VAGINA, I am not going to be threatened by him putting our DINNER on his CREDIT CARD.

Ezra to Apple, on the occasion of Professor Plum offering to pay for dinner.

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I like nipples.

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I like small breasts, sneakers, reading, and pensiveness.

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The bush will not be silenced 

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Butt envy. That is all.

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I like little white undies.

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I like hugs

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I like maps.

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nymphoninjas started following you

We are so honored!

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500 Followers!

Wow, folks. We broke the 500 follower barrier today, which feels like a big deal to us. Who could ever have imagined that more than 500 of you would be interested in the (intermittent) story of our relationship and our adventures? ... I suppose it's possible that some of you are here because of the naked pictures of Apple. We have in mind some sort of celebratory photo to commemorate this little milestone, but that will have to wait until we get back from vacation. While we're waiting to post that picture, we'd love to get to know some of our followers. What would you like to know about us? What would you like us to know about you? The ask box, as they say, is open (as it always is)! And thanks for making this whole blogging thing so much fun. -- Ezra and Apple

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It’s blurry but I still like it.

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I like bows.