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hips dont lie banjo midi my main is @iscairot

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

idk who Richard Siken is but he's not, and İ cannot stress this enough, Shakira

[warriormale]

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sweating bullets] w…w-warriormale…. [gulps and looks at my clipboard] i hate to tell you this but th-that’s not wrestling, that’s overwatch fan art of two characters having sex sir [quaking in my fatigues]

[warriormale]

Actually its called “taking a Man’s back.”

Very common fight position in wrestling and Brazilian jiujitsu.

Don’t worry Soldier, its fighting……

Thanks for your concern…….

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[jimbles-archive]

[shrimp-pulpit]

yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it

[pjackk]

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

[pjackk]

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

[antimanifesto1973]

in the back of the club observing gender relations

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[thememedaddy]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

credit to @midnight-coffeebreak

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[yeniika]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[rhibbet]

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules