ablooha 2.0

originally @ ablooha / 27 / taurus

[jordaclan]

oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

[brown-spider]

I cannot believe how often this 55+ yr old man keeps trying to "im just a little guy" his way out of everything 💀

[thesecondsnowflake]

I started Spider Noir last night and I gotta say I am loving the middle-aged man of it all. Nicholas Cage doesn't get any three-point landings- he spider-swings his way out of falling off a sky scraper and lands flat on his back. He's hanging from the bottom of the bridge by one palm because that is all the flexibility he has to offer. He breaks a hole in the dry wall with the most measured sledge swings I've ever seen because otherwise he might hurt his back.

Sometimes your webslinger hangs up his mask for five years and finds out the flexibility was NOT part of the super power package

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[treecitysessions]

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[yorgen-sh]

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201707]

[flipchild]

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[jilf]

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

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