ablooha 2.0

originally @ ablooha / 28 / taurus

[jordaclan]

oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

[plipaya]

Cringetober 2025 Day 1: Overpowered

She's just saving it for later <3

[ampervadasz]

[alexaloraetheris]

Ah, they're probably coming up next! I don't recognise the performance off the top of my head, but doing ballet is HELLISHLY INTENSE and doing it without your muscles througly warmed up is just asking for injured tendrons. In between scenes the dancers literally can't sit still for too long or their muscles will cool down, or worse, cramp up, and if they're not changing costumes they're usually stretching, vigorously massaging their legs and, like here, bouncing around to the tune.

So this is a perfectly natural ballerina behavior. They're just keeping warm and bonding. 👍

[kropotkindersurprise]

[ifyouarefictionaliwillpunchyou]

With one billion dollars I can make sure all my friends have esnupis. The world can all have ensupis. Lack of Esnupis will humble me. The weight of this will kill me earlier than if I had one esnupi. I will sacrifice my life for the chance for everyone else to have esnupi. Even if I can't have it

[kropotkindersurprise]

😭🫡

[lesbianlyonelb]

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

[realest-slenderman]

8 pages you say

[mori-utdr]

yellow

[greyratdog]

Leafpool and Hollykit

[kosmogrl]

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[thewisestdino]

Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw <3

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[vaporevon]

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[angel-advise]

can i get an amen break burger

[eggboob]

here you go & have a great burgrer

[angel-advise]

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog