shadowbanned

fuck your free speech laws... you can't silence me

[politijohn]

[aboomersworld]

They're fault for getting it through a job... you don't work you don't benefit

[gittana]

I'm watching avatar for the third time and I had forgotten how much I love this couple. here take canon kataang + modern au kataang.

[aboomersworld]

I don't know who these kids are but they should be bullied

[goodhomemaking]

[aboomersworld]

Mmm... classy AND big airbags... call that a classy safety device... wouldn't mind her playing my instrument on a long drive if you get what I mean... might have to hit the brakes to test out her funbags...

[pissvortex]

if you ever get too comfortable google hairless chimpanzee

[henstomper]

like a machine made purely for violence

[skarchomp]

if this image was in any higher quality it would have kill power

[ymawgat]

[aboomersworld]

God that looks just like me waitin for the exwife to milk me good after a long day working.. some things you just gotta wait patiently in anticipation

[frogandtoadpdf]

despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

Try being in a group of ten or more Jewish adults 😔

[frogandtoadpdf]

hang on i need to ask some of my jewish friends smth

[frogandtoadpdf]

yeah this is funny

[novas-grimoire]

I’m a dumbass and need a little more clarification on this.

Do…Jewish adults call children “minions”?

[mint-corset]

WHY ARE THERE MINIONS I’M–

[aboomersworld]

This is antisemetic... listen, shut the FUCK up about Jews. Thats fake news... I know PLENTY of jews and they NEVER call their kids minions, and neither would I... you're probably one of those people that thinks Israel controls America... if that's how you feel you can go choke on my circumcised duck...

[mueritos]

hiya! I figured id make an informational post about the little things ive noticed about being on testosterone that I found weren’t talked about a lot when I was starting my transition and even before when I was doing my research. I think that trans sexual health is an extremely important part of trans peoples lives (and that doesnt necessarily mean sex) seeing as the physical changes that happen during transition are often foreign to us. Sexual health keeps us healthy and comfortable in our bodies, so do your best to stay attentive to your body’s changes! As always, consult your doctor if you feel the need to. These are only tips ive learned from transitioning myself and from my doctor when I asked about certain things.

PATREON

[frompawntoqueen]

Fucking tumblr our here really trying to teach the world things

[maggot-withanf]

Hey this isn’t necessarily something for HRT. But rather for top surgery for those considering it, most every surgeon and endocrinologist I’ve met (save for the ones I’m working with currently) doesn’t mention this and trans dudes who have gone through top surgery sometimes don’t even know about it, but your ti🅱️🅱️ies? They make hormones. Lots of them. When you get top surgery you’re removing a primary maker of hormones from your body and it’ll throw you through a loop, and for anywhere from a few days to a couple months after the surgery your hormones are gonna be WACK. This will usually cause a post-surgery depression that a lot of trans men sometimes confuse with regret for taking this step in their transition and it’ll throw them into an identity crisis, so for those planning on taking that step, just remember that weird ass sadness you’re gonna feel is just your hormones being like “hey wHAT the FUCK” and you made the right decision for you!!

[aevios]

Can confirm that bottom growth is a real and painful thing. If you’re the kind of person who wears skinny jeans regularly (looking at u fashionable goth/punk trans ppl), here’s a tip for your first few months of T: don’t.

Bottom growth will be overly sensitive and stick out of the hood more than usual, and anytime the inside of ur jeans rubs against it it will a) hurt and b) make u horny.

This can be a problem in general, but especially if u have bottom dysphoria and being reminded of ur junk can make u dysphoric, and/or if ur ace like me and being horny can be a very confusing and annoying experience (I know this is not every aces experience but I had never really had a sex drive or arousal before T and it was very distressing at first. Still ace tho)

Also re: top surgery, the first time I saw my chest post-op my brain flipped and I got so dizzy I nearly passed out. This is also relatively normal and okay. I think my brain just kind of freaked out seeing my body so different from what we were used to and also oh yeah with a big scar running across it. Its okay, that doesn’t mean you regret it either. I think sometimes ur brain just needs a minute to catch up and realize ‘oh wait this isn’t a traumatic injury this is what my chest is supposed to look like’. Once I had seen my chest a few times and let my brain get used to it I was absolutely thrilled and loved it (and still do). I also had a panic attack the night before my surgery because I was afraid of the anesthesia. Again, doesnt mean I made the wrong decision.

I think a lot of trans ppl don’t know that surgery can just be an emotionally intense experience, and yeah can also mess with ur hormones a bit (another consequence of both hormonal stuff and the stress of surgery is I got really bad acne for awhile after surgery) and so you might feel all kinds of weird or stressed directly before or after. It’s okay. Make sure u have supportive ppl around u to take care of u, and wait until ur body has had a bit of time to heal and renormalize before u start panicing over if u made the right choice or not. You’ll probably be sleeping for most of the first week anyway. Give ur body and ur nerves a break for a bit.

[fucktuplex-deactivated20200906]

@theuntemptedone @mimsidoodles @yoitsjaime @official-mossman @onlyoneformeisme

[superlucky777boy]

This is some important info related to changes I didn’t even know about, but any transmasc Followers looking forward transition should!

[aboomersworld]

Not reading this... get this off my dash

[such-justice-wow]

Go weave a basket, you puritan.

Man I wish i could weave baskets

[ace-pervert]

Take a basket weaving course, get the materials, move to the forest and weave while the world burns in the distance

[such-justice-wow]

Idk why but this reminds me of my mum buying her now ex-boyfried a left handed spoon whittling knife

[wanderer-chronicles]

...was your mum's ex-boyfriend left handed?

[such-justice-wow]

He still is

[aboomersworld]

What's your deal with baskets... no baskets in France???

[such-justice-wow]

Hey, how about you shut the entire fuck up, just because you're a stuck-up prick doesn't mean that no women want to be sent dick pics. I'm a woman, you asshole, before you call me an incel or whatever. Stop whining, and ignore them if you don't want them, you fucking SJW-ass catgirl-looking book of mormon-reading anti-slut, you probably ain't getting any dick from your boyfriend anyway. The pro-dickpic army will rise and leave "women" like you in the dust. "Outta my way gayboy im boutta get it."

Can we PLEASE make this a copy pasta because I am dying

I want to legally change my name to "catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut"

[aboomersworld]

Arnt you French???

[yourladyindank]

How can we save ourselves from a pandemic and economic collapse at the same time without sacrificing millions?

Easy, sacrifice 400, that’s far more palatable right?

https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

Wealth, shown to scale

Wealth inequality in the United States is out of control. Here we visualize the issue in a unique way.

Right?

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Considering that's less than the standard US daily deaths?

Yes.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I’m confused what this has to do with anything?

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Envy

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

So the solution to a pandemic is confiscation? I’m still so confused what a demonstration of “people have more money than you” has to do with a pandemic and economic collapse.

[yourladyindank]

Taxation

It’s a demonstration of how MUCH more. How taking 10% of their wealth will not only leave them in the same wealth bracket they started in, literally not affecting their quality of life in anyway, and will save millions of American lives.

It could fund the pandemic efforts, keep everyone fed and housed until the pandemic was over, and keep enough wealth hanging around to fuel the economy and stop us from sliding into a depression, as it was explained to me.

Have the top 400 wealthiest turn over 10%, and they go untaxed next year. From then on, tax brackets should be fixed to be proportional to wealth, and anything over 100,000,000,000.00 should be 100% taxed

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I do not support property confiscation.

Sorry.

Eventually you’ll run out of other people’s money.

[nunyabizni]

There's also the flip side when you realize that they'll just move everything out of the country and then we don't even get the tax revenue we do now. I'm reminded of the guy that moved out of New Jersey because of their tax laws and he put a 140 million dollar hole in that states budget. Moved to Florida which doesn't have state income tax. Folks are going to jump ship if you press too hard on their wallets.

[armsnotsigns]

Instead of being a bunch of ass holes, how about we abolish taxation.

Stop drooling over other people money and property.

[yourladyindank]

Okay, fine. Say we abolish taxes.

How does the state run? How do you pay government employees? How do public schools run? Who fixes the roads? What about the military? Healthcare services? Emergency room services? Food stamps? Bill help? Veteran care? Police agencies? The branches of the government?

Taxing them 10% will not hurt their wealthy their property will be fine, poor people literally have a higher tax than them

[lesbian-spider-drone]

Maybe the government could sell luxuries to people?

[yourladyindank]

Wha chu talkin bout

[lesbian-spider-drone]

Well, how do businesses make money? By selling things people want. This is just my idle thoughts here but what if the government made and sold things people wanted to fundraise?

[thefencebeetle]

Yeah for example the government could sell services like keeping the peace or responding to emergencies, as well as insuring economic and social stability and infrastructure development and maintenance, and the people and businesses benefitting from these services could pay a monthly or annual fee to the government for these services ?

And since everyone benefits from it, everybody would pay right ? But since it would be detrimental to the service to make the poorest even poorer, they would be exempt, partially or completly. And inversely, the richest benefit the most from the government’s services, so they would pay the most right ?

Maybe we could call it « taxes » ?

[aboomersworld]

No... because government doesn't know how to do services... they just know how to FUCK THINGS UP... better yet, sell the GOVERNMENT to Bass Pro (I'd say Walmart but they stopped selling guns) and let the pros do the governing

[saywhat-politics]

Fox cheers the deployment of armed federal agents in major cities

Fox News figures are praising President Donald Trump’s deployment of armed federal agents to protest sites in Portland, Oregon — and his administration’s threats to do the same in other cities — despite the tactic’s dangerous implications.

[aboomersworld]

Good

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aboomersworld]

Shut the fuck up... you kids can't even go a day without claiming to be gay as a hobby or whatever it is you do.. back im my day we'd call it smear the quear and that's how we nipped it in the bud... no wonder yall are so weak

[nutsacktorturer]

circumsised guys be calling out trans guys for not having a dick calm down half cock

[imstillhavingmymensies]

Take a seat sis. I thank my parents every year for cutting that stank ass smegma factory off

[cozy-moon-x]

Send me asks...

It won’t let me on your blog. You need to go to settings and allow messages!

[aboomersworld]

Oh ok...

[awina-deactivated20200416]

Sounding rod hooked up to a subwoofer playing harsh noise

Amazing

[aboomersworld]

God I wish I knew someone who could do that...

[pussyhaver-deactivated20231126]

What if Joe Biden just up and dies before the primary

[sovietshopaholic]

likes charge reblogs cast

[hominishostilis]

Tumblr user @eldermourn claims “tumblr feminism” is unique and “not real”, hailed feminist academics like Dworkin no real and Mein Kampf with “men” replacing “Jews” wasn’t lauded and praised in feminist circles.

Nothing to see here, they’re not TRUE Scotsmen!

I think the big joke is that diarrhea of buzzwords at the end, proving that eldermourn is ... a tumblr feminist. 

[ariinya]

Feminism may have begun with whatever lofty ass ideal that they claim to have had, but now it’s become too twisted by hateful people to be recognizeable as the same thing.  Feminism is nothing more than a bunch of hateful pricks who seem to think they have the moral high ground when all they’re doing is pushing people around through sheer force of numbers, spewing the same hateful shit as Nazis, and advocating to kill 39.2% of the population.

And we know it’s not just on Tumblr.  We’ve all seen the billboards, the rallies, heard the quotes from people that are not Tumblr specific.  When something becomes so twisted that it can’t be recognized as what it originally was, then that something needs to be scrapped.

Though I still believe feminism was never about equality of the sexes.  Why wasn’t it called ‘equalism’, or something similar?  ...and I am actually female, despite what people seem to think.  >_>  I’ve been bullied by these so-called ‘Tumblr feminists’.

When you’re told your dad, who just died 8 days ago, is nothing but trash, that is cruel and hateful.  And pointless.  The man is dead, for God’s sake - and, amazingly, never raped a woman in his life, imagine that! - and his grieving, austistic daughter doesn’t need to be told he, along with her whole male support system, is nothing but trash.

If that’s feminism, it needs a serious overhaul.  And an image consultant.  But I think it’s too late for any of that.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

"Those aren't real feminists!" she says, in the most passive-aggressive fashion possible, that’s lifetime manufactuer’s warranty guaranteed to piss off anyone who doesn’t already agree with her and completely fail to convince them.

Once again, a feminist shows s/he cares more about feminism's rep than actually disavowing the "fake" feminists.

> Though I still believe feminism was never about equality of the sexes.  Why wasn’t it called ‘equalism’, or something similar?  …and I am actually female, despite what people seem to think.  >_>  I’ve been bullied by these so-called ‘Tumblr feminists’.

Yep. IMO, feminism has always prioritized benefiting women above everything else, except maybe benefiting itself. “Toxic masculinity” has only gone mainstream because they realized they were losing ground to MRAs and egalitarians.

[nonenosome]

Considering how it seems that so many people think that is what feminism is, maybe the "real feminists" should create a different group and name without the negative connotations?

[siryouarebeingmocked]

They can't. They've spent decades acting like feminism is the only valid way to push for gender equality. They can't move on without admitting they were fundamentally wrong.

And that's why so many people whose scales fall from their eyes just leave feminism instead.

They don't care about the bad rep because any of the criticisms might be true, they care because it's in their way.

[aboomersworld]

@siryouarebeingmocked I don't think you're black...I think you're just pretending to be black on the internet...

[wayneradiotv]

Joking about animal abuse in the name of politics is despicable.

i agree. it’s fucked up that people are laughing about that poor dog that got covered in bricks by biden’s psionic warriors

[oscrs-myrrh]

…you do realise is actually is in the reverse? Look at the dirt man.

[wayneradiotv]

have you heard of psychic abilities?