Absequitur

noun. a little known synonym to "non sequitur".

[dacuala]

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One day I will strike this website with my polls and I will come out victorious.

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"Plate of bacon" is a well-balanced meal, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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The "Gajillion Project" is Harvard researchers' greatest attempt at creating a number bigger than a thousand. So far they've been unsuccessful but I've heard they're getting daaamn close.

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Cancel culture's next victim: whimsy and joy.

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Little known fact: aliens did not help humans in building the pyramids of Giza. Those were in fact the first major human achievement that was not spearheaded by aliens. The more you know!

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NEVER try to out-niche me. It would be an exercise in futility.

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The more fonts included in a singular design, the higher quality it is. My blog is a perfect example of this principle in action.

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The summer release I'm most looking forward to is God's release of hundreds of trillions of locusts upon America for its sins.

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Celebrities do not actually get cosmetic surgery. It's actually a cover-up for them having been replaced by a reptilian. The more "botched" the surgery, the worse the reptilian is at proper form imitation.

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you know how a zombie will walk up to you all like "aaauurghghg..." and put its decayed ear up to your head and carefully knock on your skull and then fumble away while shaking its head? happened to me just the other day. guess they just knew my brain was too smart for them to handle eating

[absequitur]

Finally got sub 2min on Extreme on "Minesweeper - The Clean One"!

I've been shaving seconds off my average time for several months now

Screenshot of the board during the replay

[absequitur]

Look at that smug look on his face. He knows he can dodge all that brass without as much as breaking a sweat.

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On my snake arc

[absequitur]

Out of the bee, owl, and jester, the owl makes for the best jingly

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The ominous nature of several terminals popping up and closing in sequence

[absequitur]

Any sufficiently advanced belief system is indistinguishable from a modified version of Clarke's Third Law.

- Me, as a corollary to Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law

[non-fantasy]

i feel so bad whenever the alphabet completionist guy shows up on a post and the post is so close to getting all the letters. like if it were me i would throw in a "quiz" or a "xylophone" or a "veracity" just for that guy. who cares if the post doesn't make sense 100%ing the alphabet matters more.

[alphabetcompletionist]

violator of the spirit 🫵

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[asciicompletionist]

If anyone's up to the task of 100%ing ASCII, first place is still open (then again, I haven't been going for very long lol)

" % '() , ./012 6 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

64/94 total (68%)

8/32 symbols (25%)

4/10 digits (40%)

26/26 capital letters (100%)

26/26 lowercase letters (100%)

[unicodecompletionist]

hi ‌

‌"‌%‌'‌(‌)‌,‌.‌/‌0‌1‌2‌3‌4‌5‌6‌8‌9‌A‌B‌C‌D‌E‌F‌G‌H‌I‌J‌K‌L‌M‌N‌O‌P‌Q‌R‌S‌T‌U‌V‌W‌X‌Y‌Z‌a‌b‌c‌d‌e‌f‌g‌h‌i‌j‌k‌l‌m‌n‌o‌p‌q‌r‌s‌t‌u‌v‌w‌x‌y‌z‌🫵

73/149186 total (0.0004893220543482632%)

72/128 Basic Latin (0.5625%)

0/128 Latin-1 Supplement (0%)

0/128 Latin Extended-A (0%)

0/208 Latin Extended-B (0%)

0/96 IPA Extensions (0%)

0/80 Spacing Modifier Letters (0%)

0/112 Combining Diacritical Marks (0%)

0/144 Greek and Coptic (0%)

0/256 Cyrillic (0%)

0/48 Cyrillic Supplement (0%)

0/96 Armenian (0%)

0/112 Hebrew (0%)

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0/80 Syriac (0%)

0/48 Arabic Supplement (0%)

0/64 Thaana (0%)

0/64 NKo (0%)

0/64 Samaritan (0%)

0/32 Mandaic (0%)

0/16 Syriac Supplement (0%)

0/48 Arabic Extended-B (0%)

0/96 Arabic Extended-A (0%)

0/128 Devanagari (0%)

0/128 Bengali (0%)

0/128 Gurmukhi (0%)

0/128 Gujarati (0%)

0/128 Oriya (0%)

0/128 Tamil (0%)

0/128 Telugu (0%)

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0/128 Sinhala (0%)

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0/160 Myanmar (0%)

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0/256 Hangul Jamo (0%)

0/384 Ethiopic (0%)

0/32 Ethiopic Supplement (0%)

0/96 Cherokee (0%)

0/640 Unified Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics (0%)

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0/32 Tagbanwa (0%)

0/128 Khmer (0%)

0/176 Mongolian (0%)

0/80 Unified Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics Extended (0%)

0/80 Limbu (0%)

0/48 Tai Le (0%)

0/96 New Tai Lue (0%)

0/32 Khmer Symbols (0%)

0/32 Buginese (0%)

0/144 Tai Tham (0%)

0/80 Combining Diacritical Marks Extended (0%)

0/128 Balinese (0%)

0/64 Sundanese (0%)

0/64 Batak (0%)

0/80 Lepcha (0%)

0/48 Ol Chiki (0%)

0/16 Cyrillic Extended-C (0%)

0/48 Georgian Extended (0%)

0/16 Sundanese Supplement (0%)

0/48 Vedic Extensions (0%)

0/128 Phonetic Extensions (0%)

0/64 Phonetic Extensions Supplement (0%)

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0/256 Latin Extended Additional (0%)

0/256 Greek Extended (0%)

0/112 General Punctuation (0%)

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0/256 Mathematical Operators (0%)

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0/32 Optical Character Recognition (0%)

0/160 Enclosed Alphanumerics (0%)

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0/32 Block Elements (0%)

0/96 Geometric Shapes (0%)

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0/192 Dingbats (0%)

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0/16 Supplemental Arrows-A (0%)

0/256 Braille Patterns (0%)

0/128 Supplemental Arrows-B (0%)

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0/96 Glagolitic (0%)

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0/48 Bopomofo (0%)

0/96 Hangul Compatibility Jamo (0%)

0/16 Kanbun (0%)

0/32 Bopomofo Extended (0%)

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0/256 CJK Compatibility (0%)

0/6592 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension A (0%)

0/64 Yijing Hexagram Symbols (0%)

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0/1168 Yi Syllables (0%)

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0/48 Lisu (0%)

0/320 Vai (0%)

0/96 Cyrillic Extended-B (0%)

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0/224 Latin Extended-D (0%)

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0/96 Javanese (0%)

0/32 Myanmar Extended-B (0%)

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0/48 Ethiopic Extended-A (0%)

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0/80 Cherokee Supplement (0%)

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0/11184 Hangul Syllables (0%)

0/80 Hangul Jamo Extended-B (0%)

0/896 High Surrogates (0%)

0/128 High Private Use Surrogates (0%)

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0/6400 Private Use Area (0%)

0/512 CJK Compatibility Ideographs (0%)

0/80 Alphabetic Presentation Forms (0%)

0/688 Arabic Presentation Forms-A (0%)

0/16 Variation Selectors (0%)

0/16 Vertical Forms (0%)

0/16 Combining Half Marks (0%)

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0/240 Halfwidth and Fullwidth Forms (0%)

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0/48 Phaistos Disc (0%)

0/32 Lycian (0%)

0/64 Carian (0%)

0/32 Coptic Epact Numbers (0%)

0/48 Old Italic (0%)

0/32 Gothic (0%)

0/48 Old Permic (0%)

0/32 Ugaritic (0%)

0/64 Old Persian (0%)

0/80 Deseret (0%)

0/48 Shavian (0%)

0/48 Osmanya (0%)

0/80 Osage (0%)

0/48 Elbasan (0%)

0/64 Caucasian Albanian (0%)

0/80 Vithkuqi (0%)

0/384 Linear A (0%)

0/64 Latin Extended-F (0%)

0/64 Cypriot Syllabary (0%)

0/32 Imperial Aramaic (0%)

0/32 Palmyrene (0%)

0/48 Nabataean (0%)

0/32 Hatran (0%)

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0/32 Lydian (0%)

0/32 Meroitic Hieroglyphs (0%)

0/96 Meroitic Cursive (0%)

0/96 Kharoshthi (0%)

0/32 Old South Arabian (0%)

0/32 Old North Arabian (0%)

0/64 Manichaean (0%)

0/64 Avestan (0%)

0/32 Inscriptional Parthian (0%)

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0/48 Psalter Pahlavi (0%)

0/80 Old Turkic (0%)

0/128 Old Hungarian (0%)

0/64 Hanifi Rohingya (0%)

0/32 Rumi Numeral Symbols (0%)

0/64 Yezidi (0%)

0/64 Arabic Extended-C (0%)

0/48 Old Sogdian (0%)

0/64 Sogdian (0%)

0/64 Old Uyghur (0%)

0/48 Chorasmian (0%)

0/32 Elymaic (0%)

0/128 Brahmi (0%)

0/80 Kaithi (0%)

0/48 Sora Sompeng (0%)

0/80 Chakma (0%)

0/48 Mahajani (0%)

0/96 Sharada (0%)

0/32 Sinhala Archaic Numbers (0%)

0/80 Khojki (0%)

0/48 Multani (0%)

0/80 Khudawadi (0%)

0/128 Grantha (0%)

0/128 Newa (0%)

0/96 Tirhuta (0%)

0/128 Siddham (0%)

0/96 Modi (0%)

0/32 Mongolian Supplement (0%)

0/80 Takri (0%)

0/80 Ahom (0%)

0/80 Dogra (0%)

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0/96 Dives Akuru (0%)

0/96 Nandinagari (0%)

0/80 Zanabazar Square (0%)

0/96 Soyombo (0%)

0/16 Unified Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics Extended-A (0%)

0/64 Pau Cin Hau (0%)

0/96 Devanagari Extended-A (0%)

0/112 Bhaiksuki (0%)

0/80 Marchen (0%)

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0/80 Gunjala Gondi (0%)

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0/16 Lisu Supplement (0%)

0/64 Tamil Supplement (0%)

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0/128 Cuneiform Numbers and Punctuation (0%)

0/208 Early Dynastic Cuneiform (0%)

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0/1072 Egyptian Hieroglyphs (0%)

0/48 Egyptian Hieroglyph Format Controls (0%)

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0/576 Bamum Supplement (0%)

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0/48 Bassa Vah (0%)

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0/32 Ideographic Symbols and Punctuation (0%)

0/6144 Tangut (0%)

0/768 Tangut Components (0%)

0/512 Khitan Small Script (0%)

0/128 Tangut Supplement (0%)

0/16 Kana Extended-B (0%)

0/256 Kana Supplement (0%)

0/48 Kana Extended-A (0%)

0/64 Small Kana Extension (0%)

0/400 Nushu (0%)

0/160 Duployan (0%)

0/16 Shorthand Format Controls (0%)

0/208 Znamenny Musical Notation (0%)

0/256 Byzantine Musical Symbols (0%)

0/256 Musical Symbols (0%)

0/80 Ancient Greek Musical Notation (0%)

0/32 Kaktovik Numerals (0%)

0/32 Mayan Numerals (0%)

0/96 Tai Xuan Jing Symbols (0%)

0/32 Counting Rod Numerals (0%)

0/1024 Mathematical Alphanumeric Symbols (0%)

0/688 Sutton SignWriting (0%)

0/256 Latin Extended-G (0%)

0/48 Glagolitic Supplement (0%)

0/96 Cyrillic Extended-D (0%)

0/80 Nyiakeng Puachue Hmong (0%)

0/48 Toto (0%)

0/64 Wancho (0%)

0/48 Nag Mundari (0%)

0/32 Ethiopic Extended-B (0%)

0/224 Mende Kikakui (0%)

0/96 Adlam (0%)

0/80 Indic Siyaq Numbers (0%)

0/80 Ottoman Siyaq Numbers (0%)

0/256 Arabic Mathematical Alphabetic Symbols (0%)

0/48 Mahjong Tiles (0%)

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0/256 Enclosed Alphanumeric Supplement (0%)

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0/128 Alchemical Symbols (0%)

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0/256 Supplemental Symbols and Pictographs (0%)

0/112 Chess Symbols (0%)

1/144 Symbols and Pictographs Extended-A (0.006944444444444444%)

0/256 Symbols for Legacy Computing (0%)

0/42720 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension B (0%)

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0/7488 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension F (0%)

0/544 CJK Compatibility Ideographs Supplement (0%)

0/4944 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension G (0%)

0/4192 CJK Unified Ideographs Extension H (0%)

0/128 Tags (0%)

0/240 Variation Selectors Supplement (0%)

0/65536 Supplementary Private Use Area-A (0%)

0/65536 Supplementary Private Use Area-B (0%)

[asciicompletionist]

@the anon who asked when unicode completionist was gonna be a thing

[alphabetcompletionist]

[absequitur]

No linear A or B? For shame