Absols are really sweet tbh

They/them, I own an absol as a service 'mon, very helpful for leaving things before shit falls. Call me Sigyn, triple a(TriA), or something akin to that (This is unreality)

[absolsarealright]

Pinned hell (on hiatus)

Hi, yes, this is probably the only ooc thing you'll get from me, but this is not real, this is just acting and treating pokemon as reality.

This is an unreality, this is all for fun.

I am perfectly fine with dark topics and such. feel free to send any sort of ask! I will block certain people for personal reasons, if you're involved with pokeask blogs (not pokereal ones) I'm highly likely to block you.

To help anyone who is trying to keep up with the mons:

Swadloom(Clover, she/they), Larvesta (Alsike, they/them) , Galvantula (Shocks, he/they), Absol (Seelie, she/they), Alolan Ninetails(Borealis, she/they), and Trubbish (Jewel, it/they).

A bit on the character:

"TriA" or Sigyn (they/them), born in Hoenn moved to Unova in 2011

[agriocnemis]

gonna go insane on af this year :)!

you can get me at the same username as most places.

I currently have Hollow knight ocs, Rain world ocs, Pokemon ocs, Sky:cotl ocs, Minecraft ocs, DND ocs, and just general non-fandom ocs up :)!

[realpokemon]

Need advice. My sandshrew won’t stop burying potatoes in my garden. They‘re young and this Spring I taught them to help bury potatoes because I like potatoes but now they do it for fun which is fine I guess it’s in the garden and all it’s gonna do is give me lots of potatoes but I don’t know what to do with all these potatoes???????? I’d rather them bury potatoes then hide their toys to never be found again or play with dangerous stuff but????? I’m going to have so many potatoes come autumn???????

OBVIOUSLY. why do you think they're burying the potatoes. their crop is going to be SO PLENTIFUL

[atuundragonsanctuary]

Hello everyone. I am sleep deprived and just discovered this. I am losing my mind. I need it immediately.

[realpokemon]

poliwhirl was made to wear a little babysized backpack. sent tweet

[realpokemon]

observe.

[realpokemon]

stop projecting

[realpokemon]

[absolsarealright]

why are there Luvdiscs in the rivers?

What do you think happened?

idiots released them

somehow, someone lost (at least 20 so far) so many luvdiscs in the mountains

people don't understand why pokemon shouldn't be gifts <:)

choose your own answer

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[friendball-irl]

Oh for fuck's sake

They're saltwater Pokemon! Yes, most Water Pokemon can breathe both types of water, but that doesn't make it comfortable for them!

[absolsarealright]

We already have, it's gonna take a bit tho :/

really wished they didn't just do this shit constantly

[absolsarealright]

why are there Luvdiscs in the rivers?

What do you think happened?

idiots released them

somehow, someone lost (at least 20 so far) so many luvdiscs in the mountains

people don't understand why pokemon shouldn't be gifts <:)

choose your own answer

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[absolsarealright]

//the fuck is a pokeask

Ooc: USHDUAI I wish I was you anon.

a community that typically uses pokemon to tell a story HEAVILY through asks and art alone with the ask. typically VERY interactive and things. trying to tell a story that way, and typically doesn't actually treat the story as a pokemon irl blog would (we're different things)

[absolsarealright]

OOC: a, sorry if I make anyone confused with this rn, but don't follow me if you are actively in the pokeask community in most ways.

I understand that not all of pokeask community is the same, but please don't touch my stuff without not expecting a block of some sort.

Pokeask community is not the same as irlpokemon community. this is only about the pokeask community.

[belamew]

Also as a reminder: DO NOT GIVE YOUR S/O A POKÉMON FOR LUVDISC DAY. Buneary and stufful are two of the bigger victims when it comes to Pokémon being used in place of a stuffed toy, and y'all, buneary, unless raised by a responsible breeder, will HATE your guts and stufful HATE being cuddled and are way stronger than they look.

Do not break your partners bones by giving them a hard to handle Pokémon, or any Pokémon for that matter. They are not toys.

[pokentomology]

arceus help me

one of the inkay, presumably one of the pure ones because only a true inkay can be this devious, escaped the enclosure and got into the poison enclosure. and made friends. with the Grimer.

there are ten grimer in there and ALL of them are keeping me from taking her back to the pond. she is covered in slime. she is teeny tiny and having the time of her life. she's really taken a shine to one of them

...if anyone wants to adopt an inkay-grimer bonded pair, let me know...

[professor-amaryllis]

You heard it here first folks.

[soothebellss]

IT’S ME BOY THE ROTOM SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR PHONE LISTEN TO ME BOY PUT ME IN THE LAWN MOWER

WE DON’T NEED A 3 INCH LAWN COME WITH ME AND SHRED THE GRASS WE’LL HAVE FUN TIMES AT THE GOLF COURSE

DO DO DO DO YEEEAH

[theveryworstthereeverwas]

Just curious, where do you all live?

Kanto

Johto

Hoenn

Sinnoh

Unova

Kalos

Alola

Galar

Paldea

Somewhere else (put in comments)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[fuji-pkmn-sanctuary]

arceus above why are there so many unovans??????

[realpokemon]

Hello, Mr. Rodney sir! What do you think of the theory that Poliwrath is the same as Poliwhirl and they just really hate Water Stones which is why they get so angry?

holy fucking shit this is funny. this rock FUCKING SUCKS (grows a foot taller)

[absolsarealright]

(@wingsofachampion) My species! -Tropius

I enjoy seeing Tropiuses when I do tbh!

Usually the few ones I do see in Unova are really sweet and friendly.

I've bought some of the fruit once a few years back as well, but it's extremely expensive for what it is sadly.

Honestly pretty chill guys, also hi there Tropius!