Literally Born Yesterday

Once was told "Has potential".

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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[itsjuliak5]

“The sky is beautiful and I’m flying with my friends.”

“I love you guys,” *Dog Days Are Over by Florence and the Machine starts playing*

[animentality]

[woodmeat]

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

[dirtbaby2016]

There's no one's wisdom that's less valuable than this

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

What source of passive income allows him to just print money like this?

[ralfmaximus]

An ‘unlimited’ annual pass with free parking is $1600/year (up from $1400 when he completed his record 2012-2020). And yeah, that’s over $116 a month and not how I’d spend my money but it’s not obscene.

Plus, he’s an older dude with free time every day. DL is a safe venue to walk around and kill time if all you have is time to kill, and from the article it seems he’s built quite the social network of Disney regulars & cast members. So good for him.

The Disney corporation hates people like him, btw. 

Disney considers AP holders parasites, clogging the parks, taking up space that could be better utilized by Big Spending out-of-town visitors. Which is why the price for an AP has gone up so dramatically ALONG WITH a zillion new restrictions like blackout days + reservation requirements.

Up until 2013 or so it was common for local families to buy their kids Annual Passes then drop them off at the park every day during summer as cheap childcare. Seriously, $100/month is a bargain.

[fishmech]

thats just the admission and parking though, the park tends to be pretty strict on how much food and drink you can bring in and none of the options inside are cheap, even with the like 10% discount before tax and tips the annual pass holder gets.

[ralfmaximus]

You’re absolutely right! 

But AP holders usually don’t buy food & drink inside the parks... unless you’re DisneyFoodBlog or Jenny Nicholson. Another reason Disney hates on passholders.

Most AP holders hit one of the kazillion affordable restaurants outside the park on their way in or out, then carry a water bottle once inside to stay hydrated. And most visits aren’t the all-day-long thing out of towners do; AP folk will kill an hour or two, ride Indiana Jones or the Matterhorn then leave.

The guy in the article appears to have visited once a day just to walk a lap or two for exercise. He wasn’t staying all day, dealing with hotel room reservations, rental car, airline tickets, souvenirs, or any of the expenses a tourist would have.

[gayahithwen]

The real insanity is how the US is so lacking in safe public third places that for some people, an annual pass to Disney is their best shot at having a walkable outdoor space and some semblance of community.

[animusrox]

Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein

[theinformationcollector]

TIL of the Spoiler Paradox, a psychological phenomenon where being informed of how a story ends before experiencing it seems to increase the enjoyment of the story, rather than decrease it.

via beatlyzer.com

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

I’ve been saying this for fucking ever. Plot is the least fucking important element of any narrative, HOW you get there is SO MUCH MORE of what makes a story special

[memewhore]

[cupcakelogic]

hired

[the-golden-onion]

[capacity]

I wish we could get men pregnant….

You just haven’t tried hard enough

[mas0nalexander]

[aleximis]

cant reblog it

[blackmarketkamenriderdealer]

what Fandom brought you to tumblr originally?? I'm curious

Supernatural

Dr. Who

Sherlock

Merlin

Homestuck

Hetalia

Voltron

Welcome to Nightvale

Steven's Universe

Other(put in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[athousandtales]

Ever After: A Cinderella Story    

Favorite minor character:  Jacqueline de Ghent 

I’m only here for the food.

[countessnicoledelancret]

she is my queen. the horse is one of God’s noblest creatures sis and you slayed this roll (whinnies)

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

what continent do you live in?

europe

asia

africa

oceania

north + central america

south america

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

please reblog so i can get more responses!!

[aleximis]

[gaveyouigaveyoui]

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[dilfgifs]

DILFGIFS 20K EVENT: FAVORITE DILF ROLE PER MEMBER ↳ PETER FACINELLI in THE TWILIGHT SAGA (2008–2012) - Tammy (@daniel-bruehl)

But I’m hoping that there is still a point to this life, even for us. It’s a long shot, I’ll admit. By all accounts, we’re damned regardless. But I hope, maybe foolishly, that we’ll get some measure of credit for trying.