Laughing with the WWE roster

Here we don't discriminate any member of the RAW, Smackdown, and/or NXT roster. We're here to have a good time.

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Remember, people: If you came to my tumblr, you came to get a good time and, maybe, a good laugh. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. And if you think that you can share toxicity just because you’re following me, remember: You’ll lose that privilege.

The creator

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Rehire Nash Carter and fuck Kimber Lee

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You see, this is what I find funny about the Cancel Culture.

She (or They, or whatever it is) can cancel everyone on Internet, even when the truth has been revealed. But at the moment one of her (or their) favourite celebrity gets cancelled: They deny the truth and try to cancel the victim.

TL;DR: wweincorrectquotes are a bunch of crying bitches, and I couldn’t care less if they block me. They don’t like when Internet cancel your favourite celebrity? Well, woop pee fucking doo, me neither and you’ve been doing for the most stupid reasons (Sasha Banks is antivax just because of a random like which was never showed as real; Buddy Murphy cancelled because he published an image not knowing the context just to say he was free of his N-C Clausure, Killer Kross and his wife because they are “antivax” just because Tumblr says so because I’ve never seen anything about it, etc)

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I was told by an anon on my personal blog that Nash Carter/ZacharyWentz was accused of abuse by his wife Kimber Lee but, I’m calling bullshit.

Nash is staying with Wes and his wife while he and Kimber are having martial issues. Seems Kimber keeps changing her story to try and force him to go back to her. That is abusive. Nash will not be banned, Kimber will be

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But if happens exactly the same with Matt Riddle, the entire Internet bans him and tries to cancel him.

Hipocrisy too much?

Well, at least I’m sure they won’t cancel a man just because he published an image he found on a quick search in Google writing “Freedom” to announce the end of his Non-Compete Clausure just because he ignored the context of the imag- WAIT A SECOND!

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Imagine thinking trading a title for a title makes you look weak and resort to acting like a six year old

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I agree. Becky Lynch is the most immature woman in the company.

She takes a championship, ruining the momentum of a really good superstar such as Bianca Belair, denies giving it back, and waits to be a superstar loved by everyone.

Well, sorry, but Charlotte there works day after day, going at live shows, working on dark matches and tries to give respect at the title. Not like Becky Lynch, who needs to be “Becky Two Belts” to be over. Well, that or needs to be punched on the face.

Becky is the childish diva of the WWE. She never deserved the push. And if she’s going to act like a kid, throwing the belt at Charlotte, she’ll never have my support.

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I seriously feel like I'm going to have a heart attack! That person had no right to expose me! I feel like I'm going to be harassed for the rest of my life! I'm scared! Please help me! Someone please!!!!

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Was that person a mod??

Nope

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And I’m glad I never was one.

The WWE fandom is becoming each day more toxic, with that blog as an example.

Instead of enjoy the show, forgive mistakes and ignore those who you don’t like, your search to be right, to have reason, and to disagree with everyone who doesn’t share the same opinion is keeping that forum as a shame on this community.

Look at it. Instead of upload Incorrect Quotes, it’s always drama.

Weeks ago, they said they were getting ready to release Sammy Guevara of their “Cancel” list... They never did it.

Nia Jax has talked about her anti-vax positions, but she was never “cancelled”, while Sasha Banks, who just liked a post on a random instagram account, was immediatly “cancelled”

When Will Ospreay suffered a major neck injury, this blog celebrated the near-decease of a man, happy to know that he won’t perform on NJPW. But when Jimmy Uso drove completely drunk for the third time... They didn’t say jack.

I can understand some of them (Jack Gallagher, Velveteen Dream...), but the need to cancel some of them, but not others is the perfect example of why this fandom is slowly falling apart.

That’s why I decided to abandon my blog. I don’t consider myself a WWE fan anymore. Until they can fix the product, or the fandom change their mentality, I won’t go back.

P.S. And the mods are the most disrespectful pieces of shit on Tumblr. Shame on you.

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‘Mr. Wonderful’ Paul Orndoff (1949-2021)

Ladies and gentlemen. To honor the life of WWE Hall of Famer 'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndoff, stay on silent while we toll the bell 10 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zase38A-U_8

Thank you, Mr. Wonderful.

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Riddle:I'm high!

Randy:You've been smoking lately?!

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Austin: Is masturbating while high called masturblazing?

Rhea: No, it's called highjacking.

Millie: No, it's called weedwhacking.

Becky: No, it's called DISAPPOINTING YOUR MOTHER.

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Sasha: God gave me patience

Bayley: I think you mean God gave you strength

Sasha: If God gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

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Bobby: What happens when you die?

MVP: Well, once your heart stops beating, I guess your soul leaves your body or something like that-

Bobby: No, I mean what happens when YOU die.

MVP: ...

Bobby: Do I get your money?

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Shayna: Why are you so small?

Alexa: I am held down by the weight of my sins.

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Lana & Buddy Murphy: We are free! WE ARE FREE!

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Seth, wrapping his hands over Murphy's eyes: Guess who?

Murphy: It's either Seth Rollins or the cold clammy hands of death.

Seth: It's me Seth, silly!

Murphy, running off crying: I never get what I want!

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Miz: Hey.

Damian Priest: You're dead! I watched you die!

Miz: Death is a social construct.

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Randy: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Pete Dunne!

Riddle: But you told me to get it out of my system!

Randy: I didn't know how much you had in your system!

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R-Truth: For a long time it gave me nightmares... having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him: "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?