[dankxsinatra]

[sinmonger]

Heated Rivalry Week 2026 | Day 1: Favorite Episode | Episode 4 + text posts

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[spicyvampire]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.04 "Rose"

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[bonivers]

“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway

[bonivers]

“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever

[doggosource]

[lordoftables]

[dancing-thru-clouds]

[invizigothx]

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

[invizigothx]

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

[animatedamerican]

how could i ever leave tumblr

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[shortlesbian]

[kittybroker]

Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

[kittybroker]

Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[autistic-michael-queerler]

[hanavesinauttija]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[hanavesinauttija]

now I'm it/she

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

OH COME THE FUCK ON

[viva-1a-resistance]

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[undeadentropy]

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.