A Crow Without A Murder

Returned from the twitter mines. 35(FUCK), They/Them. Meme Librarian. Purveyor of Fireproof Corgis. Hunter of Hunters. RU-BY RHODOCHROSITE!

[aggressionbread]

just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

[flairina]

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[elspeth-tirel]

[arcanedualitymyass]

Vampiric Tutor, Bloodstained Mire, Galepowder Mage, Restoration of Eganjo, Flickerwisp, Felidar Retreat, Circuit Mender, Lonis Cryptozoologist, Thopter token (Kaladesh), Crystal Shard, Thespian's Stage, Misty Rainforest, Forest (full art), Snow-covered Swamp (full art), Yahenni Undying Partisan, Defiler of Flesh, Treasure token (Cabaretti), Spirit token (NEO)

[elspeth-tirel]

HOW

[cryptotheism]

A wish bounced off the moon and broke up on reentry, blanketing the southwestern USA in shards of high velocity desire.

[cali]

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

one of my favorite images rn

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[littlekhada]

[orzel-photo]

Bohemian waxwing, Oulu, Finland.

[todaysbird]

the hooded parrot is a small species of brightly-colored parrot found in australia. hooded parrots mainly forage on the ground for their food, a large portion of which is grass seeds. hooded parrots have unusual nesting behavior - they make their nests in termite mounds.

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[so-much-for-subtlety]

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[holomoriarty]

[foone]

the important thing to remember about preserving the integrity of the timeline is to just have fun and be yourself

[leafcabbage]

sometimes your character doesn't need a good orgasm they need a bad one. they need to jerk off when they don't really want to and still manage one and then feel empty and miserable and cry about it. thanks

[wishful-seeker]

I will never understand the hate for grey hairs. Your hair has sliver in it now. You have the color of stars on your hair. You have proof you survived and grew up. You have proof you are living. How is any of this bad?

[kirikomamura]

[kirikomamura]

maybe i should include context

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Yknow I think maybe our rent lowering gunshots might be quieter than theirs.

[lithominium]

Those arent rent lowering gunshots Thats just gunshots

[cerastes]

Grok is who now