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[seraphim-seeker]

CVNTY Ol’ Monke

[libraford]

Hey y'all that came back from twitter.

Y'all doing okay?

Like jokes aside, it really sucks having one of your main methods of communication taken away from you like this.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for february?

[boydefective]

January, but this time it’s personal.

[libraford]

“Oh I love roses! I try growing them myself, but they never get very far.”

“Would you like to know the secret to healthy rose bushes,” I asked, knowing that she would not like the answer. 

“Do tell!”

Grin. “Blood.”

The customer paused, waiting for me to say that I was kidding. But I wasn’t so it never came. She became nervous. 

And before I could explain that blood meal is a common soil fixer and fertilizer, she put her hands up, spun around and said-

“Bye.”

You want to know the secrets to a beautiful garden? You better be prepared for some weird shit. 

[libraford]

Thankyou for accurately portraying the madness that is working in a florist's. Nobody believed me when I came home with stories like "The funeral home left a message for me about how much they liked my handwriting on the dedication ribbons," or how evil people who didn't order soon enough before a wedding can be!

This place. 

It’s… unlike anywhere I have ever worked. 

Oh my god. 

I haven’t even gotten around to posting the story about the dead body yet. 

The dead body isn’t even the most exciting part of the story. 

[allthingshyper]

PLEASE elaborate, my gods

[libraford]

So I want you to know that I’ve been sitting on this story for about a week and a half now because the amount of work drama is sometimes so intense that even the interesting parts of my job have to be shelved for the sake proper emotional processing. 

But this isn’t about that. This is about milestones. 

Keep reading

[annabellecane]

THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS STREAM:

1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE STREAM EVEN STARTED.

2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000

3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS.

3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?”

3.5.5. SHE DIDN’T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP.

4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING

5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID ‘TRANS RIGHTS’ IN DK’S VOICE

6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS.

7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS

8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS

9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K

10. THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS

11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I’VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES

12. TEETH GANG

EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE’S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES.

[annabellecane]

14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS* PEOPLE.

15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM.

[annabellecane]

16. HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG YA’LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.

[lady-feral]

A good weekend.

[punishandenslavesuckers]

unconventional DnD motives

Adventurer: I love my mom and I wanna make sure she has a nice house to live in with flowers and shit. And she can’t do that if you’re out here, like, breathing fire on the fuckin’ landscape. You’re ruining her view. 

Villain: How dare you come here with such weak – OW! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP STABBING ME! HEY! OH GOD! SO MUCH LIGHTNING. 

Adventurer: YOU. ARE. BRINGING DOWN. PROPERTY VALUES!

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[soulbrotherv2]

[feedmeburgers-deactivated201601]

I wanna know their names

[the-stray-liger]

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

[thereallizzybennett]

Reblogging again for the names

[bombassyanna]

reblogging twice so y'all fucking know

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[chazzfox]

Oh myfdb c

[nordicshores]

I’m getting *MORE* porn bot follows now than before the NSFW ban.

[silvermoon424]

[kazefiend]

Sailor Moon Tarot Cards by Sillabub429 (Senshi edition)

[cannibalisticshadows]

“Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to.”

— Susan Cain (via quotemadness)

[dimedog]

i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him

[princesstigerbelle]

I absolutely love this cat so I’m glad you did this

[thejediguy]

Lmfao

[grimly68]

Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.

[lunishel]

Sounds pretty classic. Bring in a woman to save the day, ignore her and continue to fuck it up. Then try to lay the blame on her when it fails.

[feminismandmedia]

We learnt about this concept in class, it’s called The Glass Precipice, also sometimes known as The Glass Cliff. 

Women are often promoted in failing companies or risky CEO positions, that way, when something fails, they receive the blame. In these positions, they are often not listened to, belittled, and ignored, They also face more media attention for their failures than male counterparts. 

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care