Glatt Kosher

avigail || 22 || F || lover of monsters & older men || mostly my fandoms & otps || cats & crocodiles || i write fic || too many memes here || i like to think i'm too spiritual for this hellsite but here i am || despite my blog title this place is actually tref || status: freckin' stressed

[valtsv]

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

[valtsv]

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings

[your-fandom-aint-shit]

How’s everyone day? ☀️ ☁️

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[moonjong-starboy]

@sakuism

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[queensandkingsofattolia]

My blog would not be complete without this. I am not sorry. 

[attackfish]

annual reblog

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[saltvenian]

Tried drawing them in the movie’s style!! T’was fun :D Bound together by earrings

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[realshinjiikari]

Reblogging this a year in advance

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

MARCH

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

March 2, 2019

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 IT’S TIME <3

[captin-owl]

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

[densley3]

IT IS TIME

[lemonsharks]

MARCHOWEEN

[thesaltofcarthage]

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

[bagelboys-withcreamcheese]

Just girly things 🥰

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

when u nut n she keep succin

[reign-sl]

This always leaves me so weak

[hannigramss]

[borzoidaily]

[timefortigers]

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

[catbountry]

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

[stardustjuniper-888]

There I painted it.

[aquatixwitch]

Dude.

[imetyouonljpodcast]

I Met You On LJ → Episode #026: The Skeptic & the Believer

FANDOM ETYMOLOGY: If you were into Mulder and Scully getting together, you were a relationshipper, and that got shortened to shipper.

[gay-irl]

[swagintherain]

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[bumblebeebats]

if you told me this was from an episode of Hannibal where he makes chocolate w human blood i would 1000% believe you