But First We'll Live

ev ~ "Which of my feelings are real? Which of the me’s is me?"

[joshpeck]

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[shortvideosandstuff]

kitten wiggles ears while eating

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

[micdotcom]

in case you haven’t cried enough about the Obamas leaving the White House

[ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass-de]

My heart cannot take this. 

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[danisontnonfire]

[drinkpisspissblood]

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

GUYS https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824054953404669953 http://www.scientistsmarchonwashington.com/ THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE IS IN OPEN REBELLION

[jumpingjacktrash]

YES

[onwardmotley]

Is this for real?

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

It absolutely is, yes. @NASAClimate on twitter is also continuing to tweet climate facts in defiance of the gag order. 

https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824070855206600710 

https://www.nps.gov/subjects/climatechange/upload/ClimateChange_01-05_DigitalPrelim.pdf

Grab this, hold onto it. Distribute again if it is taken down.

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

https://twitter.com/blkahn/status/824075818519396353

[kathygaelepersonal-deactivated2]

https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824081620240056321

@AltNatParkSer confirms it is being run by active NPS rangers. 

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[chimchams]

i want these tweets on my grave

[dragon-in-a-fez]

psa to fellow college instructors: it costs exactly $0 to be understanding when students are stressed as fuck at midterm time instead of saying “lol they knew it was coming tho”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I lied, this actually cost me $31 today because I bought a fuckton of coffee for all my students but you should’ve seen their faces it was like I’d given them the holy grail, the fountain of youth, and the second season of firefly all in one

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

[finelineharry]

I’m screaming

[teamrocketing]

this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

[helcna]

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

[lord-kitschener]

[sandra-afrika-deactivated201910]

what flair, ingenuity and entrepreneurship

[de-lila-a-medio-dia]

[miracu-plot]

Keith and lance fusinf their lions to form Ultra-Violet for the first time.

She was born out of pure, mutual rage.