[fan-fricking-fiction]

Payback ft. textposts (3)

[queenlua]

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one that added 35k extra words to the projected length of this fucking story ahgeilahgleiag

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[drtanner]

Tumblr users parading around the corpse of the guy who said he'd never die

[natdeviantrat]

I never go easy on anyone. I'll let you know that. I'm a guy who doesn't hesitate at all. Even if I have to break something, to own it completely.

jaysun kink negotiation public bathroom encounter - part 1 | part 2

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

it is actually haunting me that I forgot to wave. if he looked out the airplane window, he wouldn’t have seen me…..

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[gotmehookedonthekpop]

This look where Seonghwa is wearing a chain harness under a satin wrap shirt has killed me dead.

That chain harness thing has me in a chokehold. Especially where I can see the outline as it trails over his pecs. 🫠

Image source.

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[bisexualboysbroadcast]

they need to release these as part of the show press release. i need these shots more than i need my sanity and my heartbeat. jay feels the same way. he’s having them framed in A0.

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[ipoetried]

my first collage <3 -kpk.

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[asher-shepherd]

@pangur-and-grim

[neopetdestroyer]

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[delgrosso]

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

[slumparade]

genie for you 💫

[animentality]

[bumblebeerror]

Credit card companies will TRY to saddle you with this kind of debt by the way - if ever a loved one dies and you are not co-signed on their credit card, do NOT agree to pay their debt unless you ask a lawyer first if you truly have to.

They will say “don’t you want them to go to the grave without debt”, they will try to guilt you, they will take advantage of your vulnerability.

Source: when my father died, he had some credit cards that my mom wasn’t on that she had no access to. The companies contacted her while she was sorting through the bills and getting a handle on how to run the house alone, badgering her with his credit card debt.

She wasn’t liable for any of it, but if she had ever agreed to pay before finding out that she didn’t need to, she would have been considered to have taken on his debt and would have HAD to pay it. It’s slimy, it’s predatory, and it’s entirely legal for them to do this.

Never accept the credit card company’s word about your obligation to pay anyone else’s debt, if you don’t have access to the card, ask a lawyer before agreeing to anything.