War is like bad milk, sure you can have it, but you’ll wish you were dying with the consequences afterwards.
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War is like bad milk, sure you can have it, but you’ll wish you were dying with the consequences afterwards.
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
Dude come on
? clifford erasure for no reason
Yes.
Yes, she can.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
it came to me in a vision
Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day
My ultimate goal was to make and paint it in real life. Thank you all for believing in me!
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
you know what i wish you would tell me
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
secret methods
secret reasons
Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this
How it feels to look at anything without glasses
Thank you Artemis II for the pretty moon photos
Thank you Artemis II for the pretty moon photos
Who put lesbians (?) on my front page?
Not complaining, this makes me happy that other people are happy.