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[corruptfbiagentsawyer]

Thank you!

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Tony should have you going for a title with how good you are.

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Impressive win and looking good doing it. @theageofthevirtuosa

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You picked the perfect gifts, baybay! Definitely need to keep the haters at bay. @adamboom

[thewrestlerx]

I did give them quite the laugh with that answer. Not a lot of people realize how much of a goofball I really am.

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I think having fun and joking around keep us young.

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secret santa 🎅

@carmeloishim What to get HIM. You're a hard one to buy for but I hope I did a good job.

I know you like to smell good so I got you some Creed Aventus and as a fellow spicy lover I got you some spicy Hot Zotz and seeing how your a Celtcs fan, I got you a Celtics blanket to wrap up in on this cold nights.

[thewrestlerx]

An interviewer asked me what I like to do in my spare time. Recycle and be handsome. Sometimes simultaneously.

Not all heroes wear capes.

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At least you gave a valid unique answer. There were probably expecting the same usual ones.

[trkhan]

I’ve been watching the show 911 and I both hate and love it because these emergencies that they present are so outlandish and ridiculous scenarios but some of them are so average and could really happen to anyone. The episode I’m watching is that this guy was flying over LA with his girlfriend, pretended something was wrong with the plane so he can instruct her to read the emergency manual but in the emergency manual it was him proposing. Then she got so excited that it’s looking like she’s having a heart attack so he lands the plane on a golf course and it turns out she has “broken heart syndrome” which is a rare condition that’s weakening of the heart that’s very similar to a heart attack. Triggered by stressful situations.

So then she wakes up, says yes to the proposal.. then smacks the shit out of him. 😂

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He deserved to be smacked.

[dlennox]

This dude at Starbucks struck up a conversation as I was waiting, it was fine, but then he oddly turned the convo around about sex and asked me for my number. To that man I say, this amount of thicc would have you stressed out and calling your pastor. I just want my coffee. 😅😂

Happy Saturday my lovelies!

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Glad you put him in his place. I hate when people waiting on you suddenly try and hit on you like that. It's one thing to get to want to get to know someone and ask for their number but to just swing the convo to sex...red flag.

[emilyyarmstrongg]

I can now say that I have most of my decorations up, still want to buy some things because I'm never happy about it. I'm the same way, when it comes to taking them down, they usually stay up until middle January.

[absolutestroke]

That's great news! I put mine up and then add to it all month when I see new things I want on it. Good to know I'm not the only one.

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secret santa 🎅

favorite store mr porter, todd snyder favorite hobby looking fine, meditation, yoga, reading swimming, traveling, being a louisiana man makes me love being out on the water whether it's a lake or a beach, wrestling crocodiles and favorite candy/snack: (please note if you have dietary restrictions) beef jerky, fritos, almond joy favorite scent dior sauvage elixir. favorite color red, white and gold favorite sports team lsu, and the new orlean saints something you collect sunglasses, action figures, keychains wild card (favorite anything) clothes, shoes, beanies, video games, anything from my favorite teams

[americannightmarex]

Yes, please. 🤦 I hope so too but who knows.

[absolutestroke]

I'll come by this weekend and see if it helps.

[captkotas-deactivated20241213]

fighting your ex on a monday, what about you? 🤣

[absolutestroke]

Sounds like good therapy to me especially if you don't get along with them.

[americannightmarex]

She's in her talk back era apparently. Everything i say to her, she responds in an attitude. 🤦

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Does Uncle Ricky need to sit her down and talk to her? Hopefully she'll grow out of it soon

[sw3rves]

since this little back and forth with max caster and i have began, i got a lot of people asking me if this seems out of the blue.. and im just like nah. this all stems from me not wanting to collab with him on one of his songs and that im a better artist. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[absolutestroke]

I never liked his rap too much if I'm being honest with you. You're way more talented and he can't stand it.

[timelesstcrm]

i hope it all works out for you, mate. i would hate to be in your position.

[absolutestroke]

I was a the PPV and things it felt good. Maybe I'm overthinking things but it's hard not to when I'm sitting in catering.

[americannightmarex]

Better late than never. Your favorite girl is a pain in my butt but she's good as always.

[absolutestroke]

Her? No way. What did she do to be a pain in your butt?