Shakespeare Was Bi.

As am I.

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i am very good at wildlife photography

[eringotkilled]

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[vee-dmsr]

[ratbugs]

your watermelon?

i don’t think so

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

When cats walk up to you all "hi can I perhaps interest you in me, kitten boy? I'm literally warm and soft"

[wizardshark]

And then they're right

[shisasan]

So hot yesterday—so hot, June 28, 1932 Virginia Woolf, “A Writer’s Diary” (1918 - 1941) originally published: 1953

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[loachfriend]

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[viralfrog]

[kibblesandbitch]

More unrealistic body standards 😒

[neutralangel]

Actually, I'm NAILING this one

[generic-art]

[spoon-fresh]

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

[ruinedchildhood]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

*you have gato be kitten me

[moniquill]

[dawnthekitty]

The $4.99 rotisserie chicken is splurging!?

[itdoobielikethat]

The absolute height of millennial luxury