Gemma

18 years on earth // ENFJ//Irish

[emilyintheskywithrubies]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

Sleep? Who the fuck is that? She bad?? She got friends??

[pterick]

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

[wholedonut]

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

[deathtripz]

[a-zelda]

an bae: tár anseo

mé: ní féidir liom

an bae:

mé: 

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

I’m a cute gf ur all missing out

[unclefather]

[lacunar]

can we just…. 

[inky-peaches]

Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort

[absolutewannabe]

me: forgets birthdays

me: can’t remember where i left anything

me: never knows what i'm supposed to be doing on any given day

me: hey do you wanna hear a super-obscure fact about ancient rome

[bisexualityislegit]

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

this car dealer in my city always makes the most insane ads, but he has topped them all with this one

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[herhmione]

do teachers not realize that like at a certain point students just…. can’t….. like we are literally dead inside

[druginfluenced]

Do you know hickies can give you blood clots and possibly kill you??

worth the risk

[glumshoe]

historical memes: phonebooth stuffing

before the mannequin challenge, planking, or the Harlem Shake, the hot meme of 1959 involved teenagers cramming as many of themselves as possible into a phone booth

While phonebooth stuffing was arguably a pretty cool meme, it went out of style by the end of the year and was replaced by “hunkerin’”, which is as boring as it sounds and identical to the modern Slav Squat: