[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[kirby97]

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

[segamascott]

[tekunoraizu]

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

[kosmogrl]

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[charl0ttan]

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

[chickenfarmersan]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[kosmogrl]

[monster2001]

[64mpg]

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

[64mpg]

i love this sentence thank you. so excited to become perfect!

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

it is what it is *throws up blood*

[segamascott]

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[the-pickle-jar]

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different