The Thistle Whistle Briskly Bristles

This is where I come to whistle thistles wistfully

[x-legion-23-x-deactivated201812]

The Elder Tarot // A Cthulhu mythos based tarot

[soft-butch-cassidy]

tbh one of the best tropes is “character with a mask drinks something and it spills off their mask but they know damn well what they’re doing and just refuse to take off their mask”

[anarchetypalarchive]

i’d like to contribute: masked character tries to drink something and it spills off their mask because they did in fact forget they were wearing one, but they just keep going through the motion of drinking in a poor attempt to turn a fuckup into a power move and mama didn’t raise no quitter

[adjectives-nouns]

Character known for wearing a mask is given drink, next time they are seen the drink is gone. No explanation.

[watch-out-for-the-bagel-deactiv]

[wheel-skellington]

[patchoulism]

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

@absquecognomen

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Power moves

[quarkmaster]

Hastur

Client work, painting some lovecraft goodness

Daniel Kamarudin

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See Nible, that’s the dark star, it gets taken to the old twilight.

[justnoodlefishthings]

For $120 you too could own many small good luck squids

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

@absquecognomen

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@darklordofthedeepfryer are you implying I'm not already a good luck?

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[absquecognomen]

None of the boxes have “Fragile” written on them. Can’t feel bad. 

[absquecognomen]

Hastur [about Cassilda]: I don’t love her!

Shub-Niggurath: You’re in denial.

Hastur: I’m not in denial!

Shub-Niggurath: You’re denying being in denial right now.

Hastur: I’m not denying being in denial right now!

Shub-Niggurath: You are absolutely in denial of the fact that you are denying being in denial.

Hastur: What?

@darklordofthedeepfryer

[falseknees]

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

[absquecognomen]

Snarky crows are best crows

[brilliantlyhorrid]

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

[wizzard890]

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

[theshmaylor]

friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.

[poppetawoppet]

@lynne-monstr

[lynne-monstr]

This is the best thing in my life

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

@absquecognomen

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I know I know it's your fetish @darklordofthedeepfryer

[peachyroyalty]

bump

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so cute

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[absquecognomen]

Finally, a good one.

[iguanamouth]

Hey if you like weird Scottish traditions the town of Stonehaven has this cool one at new year (or hogmanay in Scotland) where big dudes in kilts literally walk around swinging giant fireballs on chains. Traditionally they would stop at each house and get a dram of whisky before continuing the fireball march but I guess somebody realised that was kinda dangerous so now they go straight to the beach and throw them into the sea. THEN they have whisky.

Hey Scotland What the Fuck Is Up

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

@absquecognomen

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I don’t see an issue here

[ketrinadrawsalot]

Know Your Cephalopods!

[laughingsquid]

Know Your Cephalopods!

[sciencefriday]

Always ready for some cephalopods!

[dorklord-maouvioletta]

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This is old information because it’s actually known that Octopuses have 2 legs and 6 arms. Still, cute as heck!

[cinamoncuneoldblog-deactivated2]

Octopi and sunhats! 

[dorklord-maouvioletta]

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Beautiful

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I’m on a boat and it’s so cold outside it would kill darklordofthedeepfryer

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

I am actually fine in the cold I just hate it.

[absquecognomen]

100km winds into a ship doing 22 knots, it was -10 on the ocean and probably -20 with the windchill. You would have died.

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I'm on a boat and it's so cold outside it would kill darklordofthedeepfryer

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Orange boy and his paws

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

He got thumbs!

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But the good news is he can’t open doors, use the remote control, or operate machinery so we’re in no danger of him taking over the world.

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Orange boy and his paws