Dark Lord of the Deep Fryer

Hello, I am the shift manager of the Hatagaya MgRonald's! I strive to be the best employee possible so that one day I may rule Japan from atop the mighty MgRonald's corporate throne.

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

Joseph is also done! He’s also a tiny 3D printed bastard, all 3” of him. His coattails come off and he has two pairs of hands and one faceplate so far. Photographer needs at least one more pair of hands, his sword, and maybe a camera at some point.

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

Aesop Carl is DONE. Embalmer has two faceplates, two pairs of hands, and his makeup kit. He stands at about 3” tall. I am so happy with him.

Which Identity V mini should I make next?

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strangersea]

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

[nudityandnerdery]

On the spectrum of fae traps meant to lure in the unwary and fool them into being stuck in the Courts, the “open box of raspberry Zingers in a Starbucks bathroom” seems to have a very goblin energy to it.

[username-that-isnt-my-name-deac]

oh good you’re awake, you were starting to dream in anime again

[gnashingmaw]

same as us, and that thief over there

[porterr-robinson]

[darklordofthedeepfryer]

I keep forgetting I can actually post stuff here!

I’m working on some tiny Identity V dolls/action figures based on my faux-Desktop Army toy base. My pipeline has been Solidworks > MeshMixer > Sculptris > Meshmixer and I’ve been printing the parts on my Form2 in Formlabs Durable resin. It’s a lot of tech for tiny little hobbyist pieces but I’m having fun!

[sluggishserpent]

Commission art work for poofybirddesign

🌸 Twitter 🌸 DA 🌸 Commission 🌸 Donate 🌸 Ko-fi 🌸

[pickypicnic]

[sneakyfeets]

genderqueer people are secretly raccoons

[cheshirelissa-deactivated201406]

Shhhh, nobody was supposed to know…

[bywandandsword]

#if the cis find out we can shapeshift#theyre going to tell the church

(edit: tags via @sprigganroot)

[yzarro]

@we-are-trickster

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[eartharchives]

A Rare Bald Eagle Trio—Two Dads and a Mom—Captivates Webcam Fans

Even after their first mate died, the two males remained faithful to each other, and are now raising three eaglets with a new female named Starr.

In a tall tree situated on the Mississippi River in Fulton, Illinois, three eagles, a female and two males, are looking after three downy eaglets.

[megaweapon]

Their eggs? Many. Their enthusiasm? Boundless. Their brain cells? One.

[tami-taylors-hair]

I support this bisexual avian thrupple. 

[buckysoldatbarnes]

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

[estergen]

this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners

marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist

venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her

[vuhii]

meme genre i like: real life images with video game UIs edited over them

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

have you got any examples?

[vuhii]

[madfishmonger]

I dug through my random images folder to find this. 

[biggum]

[adhdalistair]

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

[grawly]

[vuhii]

holy fuck this has a lot more notes than i remember