i apologize in advance

"We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think." so uhhh....here's a look into my head

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Finishing my office advent calendar early!

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Okay so our Tour Director gave us this BINGO game to mark off when we see some of these random Alaskan things...and we walk into our next hotel and I find this huge fireplace! I get really excited and turn to my mom and exclaim: "if the fireplace is that tall, and all the smoke goes up, that must be a Chimney!!!!" (which is number 15 on my BINGO board) Another hotel guest overhears all this and begins to tease me saying: "Well if you could put all that together, you've got a real good head on you! Where'd you get those smarts!?!?!?" I tried hopelessly to explain the BINGO board...but I was pretty much doubled over in laughter thinking about how ridiculous it must sound that I got so excited about a chimney!

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I lost a battle :(

But still hoping to win the war...it's day 3 folks, and I've already gotten bit! On my ankle, mostly cuz I broke my own rule, my socks were too short and there was a glimpse of exposed skin. I figured it out when I felt pain on my ankle and saw blood on my sneaker...I must have gotten bitten and then immediately killed the mosquito in my shoe, by accident! But 3 days and one bite? That's gotta be some kind of record!

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the mosquitos here are HUGE!

Visiting Alaska this week, and the mosquitos here are HUGE! Just a little background on me and mosquitos, we are not friends! I have severe allergic reactions to mosquito bites and have been hospitalized from the extreme swelling and infection from the bites. As a result, I often triple up on the means of protection from bugs... 1. I cover every inch of my skin in a bug spray meant for the deep woods with at 20% to 30% deet 2. I make sure to wear clothes that cover my arms and legs and that my socks and jeans overlap and some point so nothing's biting at my ankles. Once dressed, I also spritz a few more sprays of deet based repellant. 3. And lastly, I top off the whole shebang with those insect repellant bracelets that leave you smelling like a citronella candle. One of those bad boys goes on my ankle and another on my wrist. All this in the hopes of not getting bit. This year I've added B1 vitamins to the regiment because it supposedly works from the inside and makes you smell unappealing to mosquitos... Will keep y'all posted on how my personal war on Alaskan bugs goes

[archiemcphee]

Easter is just a few weeks away which means we’re smack dab in the middle of Peeps season! Whether they want to eat them or make art with them, we love seeing what people do with those delightfully cute and squishable marshmallow treats. The folks over at Delish recently created a wonderful recipe for turning a whole flock of colorful Peeps chicks into a delicious batch of s’mores.

Peeps S’mores are made by covering the bottom of a skillet with chocolate chips, warm heavy whipping cream, and then a cozy layer of Peeps. After baking them in the over for a short while, they emerge lightly toasted and ready for dipping using graham crackers. Yum!

Click here for the complete recipe and watch this video for a tantalizing peek:

[via Foodiggity]

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Yes plz

[refinery29]

16 Amazing Women Who Made History — That You’ve Never Heard Of

Happy International Women’s Day, weirdos. Go celebrate some women!

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Just in time for the last 10 mins of International Women's Day

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[coucouchaton]

@abster630

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YAAASSSSSSSS

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You know you're hungry when...

you're reading an article about immigration to America and every time you see a country name, you think of the food you could be eating from there.

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Anatomy and Physiology

I sleep next to my textbook hoping the information will transfer to me through osmosis, except I've just learned that osmosis is specific to water...fml

[mashable]

Disney’s solar farm looks like Mickey Mouse because of course it does

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Disney always does it right

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Graduation

Aunty 1: when are you graduating?

Me: (with such enthusiasm) MAY!

Aunty 2: what date?

Me: JUNE 2nd!

[psych2go]

Classic Visual Illusions to Make Your Brain Shit Itself

[lost-in-bne]

Fuck I love shit like this!

[ladydei]

NDT calls them “brain fails”. Love that shit.

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No tumblr, is 2am, y u do dis 2 mi brainz?

[me-and-my-honeybee-deactivated2]

no. no. no no no no nooooooooooo

[kingofthecasuals]

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

[cronagorgon]

what

[thenotsogreatgatsbyy]

mylifebyjake

[psychoticallysweet]

legend milk legend cow legend moo legend skim legend ???

[aovoss-deactivated20190303]

Oh My God

[maddoctormaddie]

Wait for it…

[thicktiffy]

Idgi

[just-keep-swimming-2019-deactiv]

omg

[not-theprincess]

IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs

[phan-you-not]

are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me

[jackhallows]

CMON GUYS ITS GREAT

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(photo via princessmisery)

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#familygoals

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this denim meme is so ridiculous but nothing can top

JEAN VAL-JEAN

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I find that I've got so many more stories now that the semester has started...I guess it does bring some excitement to my life...I wonder what will happen after graduation in May!

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I saw her trying to make friends with me, I walked in the other direction...and then she must have followed me! Cuz she spoke to me and i thought maybe she just wanted to be friends, but she wants my notes.... Normally that bothers me enough as it is, cuz like you're in the same class do it yourself, if you miss a class though I don't mind cuz I get it you feel lost But these are MY notes, that I take at home when I'm reading, they're not even sanctioned by the professor!!! But she said "I see you take good notes" she was sitting two rows behind me! Like damn! Trying making some eye contact with the professor so he'll stop looking at me!