Nope de arimasu

Video games, marine biology, cute chicks and dudes. Sometimes NSFW. 

[charl0ttan]

dude the cops are outside we're gonna have to flush the pee

[samipekoe]

happy new year guys here's marcille sneezing

[parisetya]

shark seg

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[pobblebonked]

a small em helps you put together a keyboard

[ego-similis-testudines]

It's seriously fucked up that there's no way to speak frankly with a professional about suicidal thoughts without the looming threat of involuntary institutionalization and, by extension, psychiatric abuse. How, exactly, are suicidal people supposed to be aided in not feeling suicidal if they aren't allowed to safely express it through what are supposed to be the appropriate channels?

[sacred-portal]

[87sukiyaki]

[weirdtranssexual]

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

[weirdtranssexual]

people are going to annoy you and that’s not a reason to burn bridges or blow up relationships

some people will even annoy you often! some people aren’t good at social cues and will therefore be frequently annoying! still not a reason to blow everything up!

[apoiios]

tumblr turning into twitter and discord turning into spyware.... everyone give me your whatsapp rn .....

[apoiios]

just remembered whatsapp also is meta so actually fuck all of that and everyone give me your home addresses i will be there in two hours

[kurowrites]

We should probably go back to writing letters.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[adastrabbit]

now now i know we hate pjackk but if were getting serious here it WAS a character sideblog run by a transfem & i genuinely have to assume thats why pjackk was banned in the first place. i hope we all know this is another case of staff nuking a popular transfem blogger & not just like "lol pjackk got killed because he sucks"

[adastrabbit]

frankly its a little bit crazy that the character sideblog is getting more attention than milk5 who is the real human person who got all her blogs banned & reinstated & banned again within the day. we need to get a little bit serious i think

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[cerastes]

In America, you have to deliver (or “serve”) the legal process papers personally as a civilian to the other person, and they can legally evade you forever to not have to deal with the lawsuit.

[mattressblowoutsale]

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably: