bagel

life is short. have a breakdown on the internet. #absurdpicsofbagel

[worldscoolest]

[nutongzhi]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[absurdbagel]

it's usually drugs for me

[yumonnie]

Miles Upshur but I dislike this one now 🫩

Old art repost

[ilynpilled]

[glamoroussneaking]

I wish I could set a Tomodachi Life mii up to be aromantic but also able to have other miis get doomed crushes on them. It would be really funny. I want love to lose, repeatedly.

[romehbo]

[loveridden1999]

[closet-keys]

it's sad to me that cis people never apply their "loved one with a wanted-pregnancy" script to medical transition. like cis people often indicate they don't know how to react to hearing about medical transition, but a huge portion of that social script is directly applicable.

tell someone "congratulations!" tell them "I'm so happy for you. I know you've been trying for a really long time." ask them "do you need help with anything?" throw them a party with loved ones where you all give them some gifts in acknowledgement of how expensive it is. celebrate how far along they are. take photos with them so they have a record of being loved while their body changes. allow them to voice fears and doubts and anxieties about how it'll go, and reassure them that they'll get through the intense medical procedure coming up & you'll be there for support no matter what. let them tell you about the gross parts and laugh together. really listen to them when they talk about how amazing and profound it is that the human body can do this. share in their excitement for beginning a new stage of their life.

If there are complications, comfort them and help them navigate what's next. If they lose access suddenly due to finances or criminalization, treat it like a miscarriage and hold them while they grieve.

[seven-winged-liar]

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

[van1llaskys]

[ianthewife]

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[outlast2heretic]

Outlast balding tier list. Important stuff here

[absurdbagel]

im so fucking cooked. i thought the person standing next to me was opening either a vape or some kind of weed and i IMMEDIATELY started working up the courage to ask for some. realized it was a charger

[starweaverblog]

"He held the swift arrow, aiming straight ahead..."

— Homer, The Odyssey