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Temerian guerilla reconnaissance be like

(Appreciate the effort he's put into camouflage tho: he even has these leaves on!)

#the witcher #vernon roche #3$ bill joke

When you’re invited into royal bathing chambers after a particularly good report get ready to see some royal front

(full royal behind can be seen over here - https://x.com/AbsurdBread/status/2053413842353340441?s=20

I'm not that sure tumbrl will approve it)

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #3$ bill joke

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest

#the witcher #foltest #vernon roche #traditional art

#the witcher #vernon roche #traditional art

when the theme of your halloween party is "Vassal Temeria" and you couldn't buy any decent pumpkin - a watermellon becomes a zerrikanean pumpkin

#the witcher #halloween #a slice of life #so it's like that

Dedicated to fellow gamers who couldn’t get used to game mechanics and made Geralt super clumsy (just like I did)

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #geralt of rivia #vesemir

The magic of the chaperon

#the witcher #foltest #vernon roche #3$ bill joke

Her Majesty's dress is red and blue for a reason, u know

#the witcher #vernon roche #anais la valette #thaler #3$ bill joke

poor Thaler, he had to deal with that

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #3$ bill joke #me being funny af

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #i ship it like fedex

Somewhere at a random Novigrad book fair

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #vernon roche #geralt of rivia #dandelion #jaskier #foltest #anais la valette

The most truthful story of Temeria

"Behold the king’s child, the true Queen of Temeria. Those who disagree, beware: I ‘ave ploughed your opinion"

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #vernon roche #foltest #radovid #anais la valette

Secret memoirs of a secret service officer

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #foltest #vernon roche #thaler

shirmart

I was trying to overcome the anxiety before art convention, but it took too much time and now I'm dealing with double anxiety 🤙🏻

But I have this sketch instead

shirmart

Body swap AU

Translation:

🐦‍⬛: Ah, Vimes. I hope you're already dealing with our problem.

🐶: Excuse me, sir?

🐦‍⬛: I need a decision until Wednesday.

🐶: Are you out of your mind?

🐦‍⬛: Yes, Vimes. I am obviously out of my mind and body.

🐶: Am I looking like a wizzard?!

2nd pic:

🐦‍⬛: Vimes, I strongly recommend you not to move.

🐶: Usually I prefer no assassins near my neck, sir. Especially with sharp things in their hands.

🐦‍⬛: Than you should learn how to shave yourself properly. Or hire a barber.

🐶: Are you sure that barber won't cut the throat of your Patrician's body for a few coins?

🐦‍⬛: Than sit still, Vimes.

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