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When you’re invited into royal bathing chambers after a particularly good report get ready to see some royal front

(full royal behind can be seen over here - https://x.com/AbsurdBread/status/2053413842353340441?s=20

I'm not that sure tumbrl will approve it)

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #3$ bill joke

#the witcher #foltest #vernon roche #traditional art

#the witcher #vernon roche #traditional art

when the theme of your halloween party is "Vassal Temeria" and you couldn't buy any decent pumpkin - a watermellon becomes a zerrikanean pumpkin

#the witcher #halloween #a slice of life #so it's like that

Dedicated to fellow gamers who couldn’t get used to game mechanics and made Geralt super clumsy (just like I did)

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #geralt of rivia #vesemir

The magic of the chaperon

#the witcher #foltest #vernon roche #3$ bill joke

Her Majesty's dress is red and blue for a reason, u know

#the witcher #vernon roche #anais la valette #thaler #3$ bill joke

poor Thaler, he had to deal with that

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #3$ bill joke #me being funny af

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #i ship it like fedex

Somewhere at a random Novigrad book fair

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #vernon roche #geralt of rivia #dandelion #jaskier #foltest #anais la valette

The most truthful story of Temeria

"Behold the king’s child, the true Queen of Temeria. Those who disagree, beware: I ‘ave ploughed your opinion"

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #vernon roche #foltest #radovid #anais la valette

Secret memoirs of a secret service officer

#the witcher #3$ bill joke #foltest #vernon roche #thaler

shirmart

I was trying to overcome the anxiety before art convention, but it took too much time and now I'm dealing with double anxiety 🤙🏻

But I have this sketch instead

shirmart

Body swap AU

Translation:

🐦‍⬛: Ah, Vimes. I hope you're already dealing with our problem.

🐶: Excuse me, sir?

🐦‍⬛: I need a decision until Wednesday.

🐶: Are you out of your mind?

🐦‍⬛: Yes, Vimes. I am obviously out of my mind and body.

🐶: Am I looking like a wizzard?!

2nd pic:

🐦‍⬛: Vimes, I strongly recommend you not to move.

🐶: Usually I prefer no assassins near my neck, sir. Especially with sharp things in their hands.

🐦‍⬛: Than you should learn how to shave yourself properly. Or hire a barber.

🐶: Are you sure that barber won't cut the throat of your Patrician's body for a few coins?

🐦‍⬛: Than sit still, Vimes.

Leaflets that were spread by Vernon Roche’s haters explaining the actual reason the man was given all these honours

Church of the Eternal Fire did its best to seek out and destroy all there leaflets, afraid they would incend perversities among good people of the North

#the witcher #vernon roche #foltest #3$ bill joke #suffering middle ages

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