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I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

bookaddict7342

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

morhath

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

hyrude

basically this is what all those 911 gifsets look like to me

littlestpersimmon

The Sea Foam Dragon

#art

josephbrassey

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

gudamor

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

catasters

rtfics

sound on

Hercule Poirot and Inspector Japp discuss the details of another case.

a03minyard

obsessed with the idea that andrew and neil are fully, visibly together in pro exy and just… no one clocks it. they don’t hide anything, they’re just so intensely themselves that it never reads as a relationship to anyone else.

like neil is asked if he lives alone and he says “no,” and nobody follows it up because it just sounds like a roommate situation

andrew is asked if neil is his best friend because he drives him to practice, says “no,” and the conversation moves on.

#aftg

sroloc--elbisivni

i love!!! food!!! i love being alive and getting to eat delicious things!!! i love sourdough bread and sharp cheddar cheese and blackberry jam. i love custard buns so hot they almost burn your mouth and soup dumplings with sesame seeds toasted on. i love tea with milk and honey and tiny chewy matcha mochis, and i love salty pistachios right out of the shell. i love smoked fish and cured meat and the infinite variety of Stuff To Put On Rice. i LOVE food and love that i get to eat it. eating multiple times a day every single day forever, however, is a sadistic trap.

liarsblade

The first step in any creative project in which you must replicate any part of the human form is asking yourself this very important question: have I ever seen a human being before, and do I know what they look like? The second step is accepting that the answer to this question is no. No you do not.