šNataliašShe/They šBi Disasterš š¤In Love With Villainsš Obsessed with SPOP, Starscream, DBZ, Monster Hunter, Spiderson, and..... š¤VILLAINSš¤ I'm still learning to do art so I'm making edits instead š Previously: nitrablast Visit my art account: @
Scared my friend when I told him I'm drawing something and then jumped him with the Herald and Capsaicin (He was glad it wasn't anything bad, he's fine trust)
Also I couldn't resist drawing more Capsaicin cuz he's such a cutie
Oooo I wanna squish it until it pops he's too cute I know he might burn me but I wanna hold this child
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I just wanted to share something I drew š¤
And maybe do a Capsaicin lore expansion (how he came to be) AND introduce the OC aka the "sire" that Herald was referring to cuz he's pretty cool ig
(This was also drawn and written before the news about a future HOC update so... Whatever it's an au regardless.)
Pantalone with an innocent reader, who is an adventurer but strong in their own regard. Still gets spoiled by him.Ā
Tw: none, pure silly fluff.Ā
The richest man of Teyvat requires no introduction. He is a man of affluent taste, be it the most exquisite fashion to most daily commodities - his gaze sojourns only on the highest of qualities. He is the 9th of the Fatui Harbingers, after all, hence being the face of business and the Snezhnayan economy itself. Therefore, it is natural for the public to assume that his inclination in people is as wealthy as his spacious manor, correct? He is young, he is powerful and his looks are as influential as his status. If The Regrator has a significant other, surely they must be a dream partner, basked in expensive perfumes and working as a high-class model?Ā
So imagine the peopleās bewilderment when Pantaloneās darling, who casually bursts into his office, is some adventurerā¦? A person of common status, with bruises adorning their knuckles from climbing and fighting the wildlife. And yet the moment you waltz into his office, whatever important business matter was at hand is now completely forgotten by the Harbinger. In fact, Pantaloneās whole exhibition of demeanor switches in an instant.Ā
āOh, honey bunny! My little gem, you're finally back!ā - Pantalone stood up from his desk, completely disregarding his Fatui subordinates who remained seated. With a concerned expression, he rushed to you and cupped your cheeks. āHow was your expedition? Youāre back later than usualā¦ I was worried about you.āĀ
āSorry! Just had a little mishap, but I am back.ā - you replied with the brightest of smiles, your face beaming despite the scratches and messy hair locks. āAh, Iām sorry, Pantalone. Did I interrupt a business meeting?āĀ
The Regrator froze and ceased his check-up. He remembered that some of his business associates were still in the office. He glanced at them, then glanced back at you.Ā
āOh, sweetie, nonsense!ā - The Harbinger let out a haughty laugh and clasped his hands together. All it took was a single stern look towards his subordinates to convey: āThis meeting is over. Leave.āĀ
The poor associates were left to their confusion, as they were silently dismissed. Now all alone in his office, your dear Harbinger helped you brush the dust of your clothes, gently sliding your coat out of your smaller form. āWhere were you anyway, dear?āĀ Ā Ā
āSo I was on my way to find somethingā¦ But I stumbled upon a Pyro Abyss mage!āĀ
āOh!ā - Pantaloneās face contorted into concern behind his glasses.
āBut donāt worry, because the abyss mage was stuck on a rock in the middle of a lake. They couldnāt attack me, so instead I helped the abyss mage cross the lake without drowning.āĀ
āOh,ā - Now the man smiled, relieved at your kind gesture towards the most boorish creatures.Ā
āBut the abyss mage got so scared when I carried him out of the lake that a massive Lawachurl heard us and came to attack!āĀ
āOh!ā - that look of panic was back.Ā
āTurns out there was a small camp of hilichurls nearbyā¦ So I tried to convince them I meant no harm. I guess they saw what I did, and didnāt attack me.āĀ
āOhā¦āĀ
āInstead I asked them to take me to the top of a cliff and help me gather some local herbs! And they surprisingly understood because thatās what we did!āĀ
Silence. In the past few minutes that you conveyed your story, the 9thās face changed into an array of emotional rollercoasters. The man adjusted his glasses, and wrapped his arms around you:Ā
āDear, my honey, my little heart. You know I love you but please donāt make me have a heart attackā¦! You must exercise caution when youāre out there exploring the wild. And on high terrain cliffs?! Just what was so important that you had to ask someā¦ brutish hilichurls to help you?āĀ
You smiled at him - that bright and sunny little smile that erased any of his trouble and melted the Harbingerās heart. You pulled out of his warm embrace, reaching somewhere in your bag to bring something carefully wrapped in cloth. You held it close and unwrapped it before Pantalone.Ā
āFresh Violetgrass, Pantalone. I know they are your favorite, but you hate store-bought ones. Theyāre hard to acquire since they only grow on high-rise cliffs in Jueyun Karstā¦ So it took me a while to hike and find them. Sorry to make you wait.āĀ
You clarified delicately, standing there with your vibrant batch of Violentgrass, as if afraid that Pantalone might scold you for such a reckless expedition. But how could he be mad at you? How could he do anything but melt and be flustered at your adorable disposition? His little dear, so bravely hiking all the way to Liyue just to get his favorite flora as a gift?Ā
āO-oh, dear my. All this, just to bring it to me?ā - The Regrator gasped, his arms instantly reaching to embrace you as if you were his favorite plush, smothering you with tight squeezes. āMy honey bunny, you shouldnāt! These flowers look precious in full bloom; as precious as you.āĀ
āAh! Pantalone, youāll squish meā¦ And the flowers.āĀ Ā
Thus, the lovely Violetgrass flowers were now rightfully placed in a vase back home. Their purple petals emit a fragrant aroma throughout the bedroom where you and Pantalone now rest. Thatās how your relationship with The Regrator was; the richest man of Teyvat who could easily buy the entire world with a single glance, was actually the one swooning over your innocent yet loving gestures. Maybe it was your sincerity, or perhaps your adventurous nature. Nonetheless, that didnāt stop the Harbinger from sitting all day and daydreaming of your experienced arms carrying him bridal style. Even if he was technically taller than you, you possessed some lovely muscles from your years of adventuring. And they certainly enticed him further.Ā
Most amusingly, youād know heās having those silly little thoughts whenever he sat silently with an endearing grin on his face. You stepped out of the bathroom, refreshed and dressed in comfortable loungewear. So you decided to ask him: āHm? Whatāre you thinking about?ā
āNothing important, my dear.ā - he chuckled, beckoning you to hop into bed with him for some well-earned cuddles. āJust thinking about how your arms would look gorgeous while carrying me. And Iāll instead spoil you with anything you want in the world as a reward.āĀ
You bury yourself against his lean chest and mumble with a smile āYou want me to carry you like a princess?āĀ
āAnyway you deem fit - and youāll have me at your feet, my sweet. Say, how should I reward you for your gift today? Should we go on a shopping spree? Iāll commission the best tailors of Snezhnaya to sew all the garments you dream of. Oh, or perhaps I should spoil you with newly bought cosmetics?āĀ
Pantalone mused to himself, all while caressing your hair. You shook your head: āNo, no. You know I donāt like when you spoil me too much. I feel guilty when you spend money on me. Besides, Iāve got everything I want.ā
āDonāt be too humble, my dear. If you asked me to bathe you in a honeyed milk bath and drape you with silk, you know Iād drop every Mora to do so in an instance.ā - he kissed the top of your head and whispered in your ear. āUnless you wish me to bathe with you in such sweet waters, instead.āĀ
Pantalone expected a reaction, but instead, you quickly asked him: āPut your glasses away for a moment, please.āĀ
He obliged, ā...Yes? -Ah!āĀ
Your response was slapping him with a pillow across his face. At least you were considerate with his glasses.Ā
āPreposterous. Can't a man feel proud at the prospect of spoiling his beloved with luxuries?ā
āPantaloons, I warn you.ā - you said threateningly, though your act of bravery looked more endearing as you clutched the pillows for another attack.Ā
Pantalone furrowed his eyebrow āDon't start me with those nicknames, honey.ā
You grinned ā... Pantyhose.ā
āDear.ā
āMrā¦ Panties.ā
āThat's it, you come here!āĀ
Not heeding his warning, the man enveloped you in ticklish embraces so you wouldn't escape. Your giggles of help and mercy were left unheard as you were pinned to the soft batch of pillows. His lips sought your own to silence those ridiculous nicknames that kept testing his patience. And undoubtedly, your kisses tasted sweeter than honey and violetgrass.Ā
A small illustration for this fic is here! I don't know how else to portray 'reader' without it looking awkward, so instead I drew the Traveler in it. Hope no one minds!
Aether and Lumine fuck me up so bad... He was so cold when we first ran into him, but now Columbina tells me he's always been watching over me with a guilty expression? And then it turns out he may have landed in teyvat thousands of years ago without me? And now I have an outfit that matches his? š The more I learn about them the more it wrecks me. Ughhhhh tell me moreeeee hoyo
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