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[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

This human on human violence is funny :>

The sad part is the other Septim has a point but Talos won't give it to him. Also we don't wanna take over we want to dismantle everything. More wine, Ellie?

Sure....by the way I cancelled your magazine subscription to Hottest Altmer Men. I haven't forgotten about my wigs....

:< You're rude. I'm cancelling your subscription to Nord Bikini Ba-

SHUT UP! I'll resubscribe you to it. Now hush.

Fine...(pours her more wine) Let's stop fighting and watch the Septim on Septim violence.

Fair enough.

[breadmer]

Nord Bikini what now?

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

Oh will you look at that? It's time for you to get a raise! You get ten thousand extra septims AND a bread allowance specifically for you! Let's never talk about this again!!!

[breadmer]

I heard nothing!

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

Good. Did you hear about the Talos statue exploding three days ago? I don't imagine you have any updates for that.

[breadmer]

No but that’s wonderful news which shine was it?

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

The one in Markarth. All the Nords and Bretons are crying about it. The Forsworn are thrilled about it and the others dont care.

[breadmer]

Amazing I’m surprised I didn’t hear of it

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

I believe you were dealing with an assignment in another area of the Reach. I'm glad it's destroyed, it looks amazing as a pile of rubble.

[breadmer]

I heard it used to be a shrine for Hircine before the Nords took over perhaps it’ll become a Hircine shrine yet again

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

I do not condone Daedra worship but if it pisses off the Nords, I do not care if that happens.

[anilliscarts]

Daedra worship isn’t mentioned in the white-gold concordat so it’s no longer my business

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

And that's why we'll ignore whatever the Forsworn decide to do with the destroyed shrine.

[anilliscarts]

It was theirs to begin with anyways perhaps if they get all their property back I can return to my position at the headquarters

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

This human on human violence is funny :>

The sad part is the other Septim has a point but Talos won't give it to him. Also we don't wanna take over we want to dismantle everything. More wine, Ellie?

Sure....by the way I cancelled your magazine subscription to Hottest Altmer Men. I haven't forgotten about my wigs....

:< You're rude. I'm cancelling your subscription to Nord Bikini Ba-

SHUT UP! I'll resubscribe you to it. Now hush.

Fine...(pours her more wine) Let's stop fighting and watch the Septim on Septim violence.

Fair enough.

[breadmer]

Nord Bikini what now?

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

Oh will you look at that? It's time for you to get a raise! You get ten thousand extra septims AND a bread allowance specifically for you! Let's never talk about this again!!!

[breadmer]

I heard nothing!

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

Good. Did you hear about the Talos statue exploding three days ago? I don't imagine you have any updates for that.

[breadmer]

No but that’s wonderful news which shine was it?

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

The one in Markarth. All the Nords and Bretons are crying about it. The Forsworn are thrilled about it and the others dont care.

[breadmer]

Amazing I’m surprised I didn’t hear of it

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

I believe you were dealing with an assignment in another area of the Reach. I'm glad it's destroyed, it looks amazing as a pile of rubble.

[breadmer]

I heard it used to be a shrine for Hircine before the Nords took over perhaps it’ll become a Hircine shrine yet again

[elenwen-the-first-emissary]

I do not condone Daedra worship but if it pisses off the Nords, I do not care if that happens.

[anilliscarts]

Daedra worship isn’t mentioned in the white-gold concordat so it’s no longer my business

[anilliscarts]

They make me so crazy

[anilliscarts]

Behold the stupid thing I just made from the deleted quest

[nekomomoz]

Draw your babygirl like this but my babygirl is Miraak 👉👈

[theflowergrrl]

@honeybeebunny111

[dcmonblood]

do you remember years ago, on this site, when people would send each other asks just to send asks, when people would send each other compliments and rate each other's themes and would do follow forevers and reblog reblog reblog, and do little ask games and people actually participated in them and people would do regular fanfic recommendation lists, like every week, because they were avid readers of their fandom/ship's fics and there would be less ship wars (not always) but mostly people focused on the things they loved and had fun doing instead of being miserable, when people would do snippet fridays, sharing little looksies into whatever fic they were writing and people would compliment and reblog reblog reblog reblog, and people would comment on fics on the regular if they even so much as enjoyed it just a little bit, and oh, when people would reblog, reblog, reblog, the things they liked

[saddowthehodgeheg]

When you say "Skyrim should be returned to its people" you mean Ulfric should rule Skyrim independent from the Empire.

When I say "Skyrim should be returned to its people" I mean the Reach should be returned to the Firsworn and they should be allowed to practice the Old Ways. We are not the same.

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[nyanletnest]

[mothman1930]

My nerevarine

[assassin1513]

💠Gold and Silver Stars ✨ gifs (edits) made by me :)

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[unknownhomosapien]

artfight attack for @paula-arrts

[hadrassians]

revenge on @shripscapi of her character antonia 💃💃

[saltymaplesyrup]

Dear tesblr would anyone be interested in seeing Lydia built like a grizzly bear. I have been sitting on it since last March and only just now finished it.

[saltymaplesyrup]

I see two notes and I aim to provide

Under cut for nudity, enjoy :)

[paula-arrts]

Artfight attack for @boiledkwamaegg. Had a lot of fun drawing Faenil <3

[littleglassworms]

Serrano ham or whatever her name is