do any cute girls wanna fuck me so hard I start mooing? just curious
can't help but notice that some of u guys didn't reblog this post do u hate all women or just me

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do any cute girls wanna fuck me so hard I start mooing? just curious
can't help but notice that some of u guys didn't reblog this post do u hate all women or just me
alright, i deleted this before because i started feeling really dysphoric but fuck it! i love my body! i love my chubby belly!! and my hip dips!!! and my love handles!!! i am sexy and i fucking killed it in this pic 😌
pov you’ve been teasing adora all night and she is FED UP😡😤
alright, i deleted this before because i started feeling really dysphoric but fuck it! i love my body! i love my chubby belly!! and my hip dips!!! and my love handles!!! i am sexy and i fucking killed it in this pic 😌
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Why do I want polyamorous representation?
Because when someone doesn’t want to date me because I’m poly it’s ‘understandable’ but when I don’t want to date someone because they are monogamous it’s ‘ridiculous.’
Because all relationship advice tells you that if you have feelings for someone else while you’re in a relationship you’re a bad person.
Because even feminists try to slut shame me.
Because when I tell people me and my partner have an open relationship they assume it’s because we’re going through a rough patch.
Because people equate ‘multiple partners’ with ‘predator’ and think everything I say is an attempt to get in their pants.
Because I am fed up of love triangles as easy plot devices in my media.
Because the LGBTQA+ movement are so desperate to show ‘allies’ they are ‘just like everyone else’ that they shit on everyone with a non-monogamous dynamic.
Because when a monogamous couple have sex with each other every night it’s having an active sex drive. When I have sex with a different partner every night I’m a nymphomaniac.
Because people think that monogamy = validity, always.
Because monogamous hetronormativity is so ingrained that I don’t even feel like I can dance with someone without telling them the complete logistics of my love life.
Because people genuinely believe that raising a child communally is damaging to development.
Because when I say ‘I could never be monogamous’ I get dirty looks.
Because too many people have tried to confide in me when they’re cheating because ‘I thought you, of all people, would understand.’
Because I can’t talk about my relationship troubles with my monogamous friends because ‘I always have something to fall back on.’ As if my relationships are meaningless.
(please reblog and add more if you like)
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In case we needed further proof Fox News hates women: 70 horrific instances of Fox News’ sexism in under 6 minutes
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY
girls need to stop thinking it’s okay to touch another girl inappropriately just because they’re girls I had a girl go up to me and spank me and tell me I had a “fat ass” and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy On god I did not even know her name If it’s disrespectful for a man to do it it’s disrespectful for you to do it too??
Y'all also gotta learn not to touch guys too. Like it feels mad awkward when girls rub my arms or body out of nowhere.
It’s also not cool when gay guys grab my boobs and say “it’s okay, I don’t like girls”.
Basically respect people’s personal fucking space
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
whA T
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
Actual RTX Post
As most of you know (or maybe you don’t) I had the absolute pleasure of spending the entire weekend with Ryan Haywood as his personal assistant. I could not have asked for a better charge for the weekend. Ryan was constantly worried that he wouldn’t be able to please anyone, and I had to remind him that the goal was not to please everything (because that’s impossible) but to bring joy to as many people as possible. He had other obligations he needed to get to (panels, signings, eating, etc) and took as many pictures and signed as many things as he possibly could.
THIS IS WHERE RYAN STORIES START!
Now onto some Ryan stories. This is my favorite story because I feel like it so perfectly represents his attitude. There was an autistic fan bound to a wheelchair who wanted to talk to Ryan at the end of his signing with Caleb. He had a ticket, so we said that that was fine since handicapped individuals are to be treated as VIP. Ryan was totally understanding and spent the next 20 minutes until we had to head to his next panel talking with him and it absolutely made his day. The next day, that same fan had a panic attack after the AH panel. I don’t know a lot about autism, but I was told that individuals with autism have certain people that can calm them down. Ryan was one of those people for this man. I talked to Ryan to see if he would be okay with talking to the fan and trying to calm him down, and he said that he would do “whatever he could to help”. He went over to him and sat down with him and calmed him down. It was one of the sweetest things I have every experienced, and Ryan was able to make RTX really special for that fan.
On a brighter note, I knew Ryan was totally a dad when he spelled my name Hanna all weekend instead of Hannah. I thought that was absolutely the funniest, most dad-like thing ever and I’m not even a tad bit mad about it :)
Ryan was also the one who told me that he wanted to go sit on the throne at some point. That was totally his idea, and I thought it was brilliant. (clearly it was because now those pics are literally EVERYWHERE)
There was also a point where he was asked to sign a dildo. His response: “Sure, why not!”
He was also incredibly grateful for all the gifts he received!
There was a fan who was crying and hyperventilating during one of his signings. He went up to her before she could make her way to the table and gave her the biggest hug ever.
In the last AH panel, Michael was gifted a mason jar of peach moonshine. He drank half of it during the panel, but the other half was knocked over onto Ryan’s lap when the fans crowded the stage after the panel. It got all over his pants. I asked him if perhaps he wanted me to run to the RT store and grab him some AH or RT pajama pants, but he said he would “just go into the family bathroom, take them off, and try to dry them with the dryer”. We could have had pajama Ryan, but nooooo But he did that and it all turned out okay!
There were several times where I had to physically push him because he wanted to stop and sign everyone’s stuff or take pictures with everyone! (BTW if any of you really wanted to get a pic or signature from him and couldn’t because I wouldn’t let you, I’M SO SORRY AND I PROMISE YOU THERE WAS A REASON! I’M SENDING YOU LOTS OF HUGS!)
He was so delightfully awkward the entire time! It was wonderful!
He told me that the whole joke about him and Meg is totally okay with him, and his wife DOES know about it. So joke away, my RT/AH friends!
You’ve all seen the awkward dance he did during the Free Play filming. I about died when that happened!!
He also did a really great job of trying not to misgender anyone.
I know for a fact there are more, I just can’t think of them right now! As I remember them I will post them, but that’s it for now!
TL;DR RYAN IS FUCKING AWESOME AND BEING HIS PA FOR THE WEEKEND WAS THE RADDEST THING EVER.
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You might be autochorissexual if:
You get aroused by sexual content but don’t actually want to engage in any sexual activities yourself.
You masturbate, but are neutral or repulsed by the idea of having sex with another person.
When you fantasize about sex, you envision people other than yourself, and/or you view it in third person, as though you’re watching it on TV, rather than imagining it in first person, through your own eyes.
You predominantly or entirely fantasize about fictional characters or celebrities, rather than people you actually know.
You identify as asexual and feel no sexual attraction to people, but enjoy masturbating, are aroused by sexually explicit content, and/or have sexual fantasies