Can ya not?

I don't know how to deal with anything so I'll just avoid it- Got it memorized? - 

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[necropsy]

grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike

[eyelessfaces]

[eyelessfaces]

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

evil again

[ampervadasz]

[tits-n-trix]

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

[needlepointcursewords]

The wooooood flooooooorssssss

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said "boomer" with the hard "R".

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[cliffsecord]

[roguesquirrel]

Is it okay for me to say Boomer if its in the lyrics to a song? im just trying to honor the artists intent

[dammitradar]

Guys calm down, my grandma is over 60 so I'm allowed to say it

[littleturtleduck]

[omgpoindexter]

has anyone seen that paddington has a twitter because that shit makes my day

[omgpoindexter]

im literally in tears

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the one thing in life i am genuinely irrationally afraid of is those deer butts taxidermied to look like ape faces they scare the fuck out of me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

if i were to see this in a dark room unexpectedly i would literally fucking drop dead. fuck this thing

[hotvampireadjacent]

the proper term is “assquatch” for your information

[galactic-crossing]

“Meanwhile, back at Wild World”:

[sinnerbird]

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

[sinnerbird]

also this thread is open to anyone

[sinnerbird]

[very-salty-popcorn]

A very small boi enters

[5radchan]

@alpha-bread

[alpha-bread]

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

[pettyartist]

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

[kuro--sawa]

A pocket sized boy

[charlesoberonn]

[xmathlas-deactivated20250908]

Them: you can’t just fall in love with every girl you ever lay eyes on

Me:

[admiralrainbow]

another request lmao

[demilypyro]

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

[freakxwannaxbe]

[slightmood]

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

Lmaaaooooo

[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jakemorph]

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it

[causemic]

as a hostess at Chilis i can tell you we are required to say it and also are accustomed to young people losing it when we say it