Vodka Uncle

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[goth-queen]

[killer8]

???

[aflo]

[sacred-portal]

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[gaycop]

@dogpuppy brought up Garfield the Movie for a future movie night in the server and i was reminded that my sister and i abused the hell out of a copy of that movie as kids and i still have it

[gaycop]

are. are you trying to buy my childhood copy of garfield

[dogpuppy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[tall]

[thememedaddy]

[ungoliants-shadow]

[dear-julien]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[aproclivityforgayshit-again]

theres a lot of penises on your blog

[bedupolker]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

[depsidase]

[animentality]