stop telling people I'm still alive

me and jack go way back. it's me, Klaus! 22 / nb / he/they unrestrained summer fun incarnate, part time part necromancer part boy I am very tired at all times, no you can't have my dealer's numbers, yes I charge, if it starts with "are you down for" it's probably a yes

[valtsv]

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[7thchair]

being in the orchestra pit changes you, sometimes.

[loveletter2you]

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

[sxsg-moved]

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

[r0zeclawz]

casts a little spell that materializes a blunt on the hand of every affected creature in a large aoe

[necromancelena]

[catasters]

[brandneweyescd]

*through gritted teeth* normal. normalcore

[frankencain]

[acabemy]

I absolutely forgot about slutsonlydotcom

[rosecrystal]

sooo true

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

NO WAY

[nebuletic]

[pseudomantis]

About the unfortunate footage of jerma choosing to twerk in his most recent stream. That's the worst I've seen literally anyone do it, ever. It's impressively bad. And now he has to live with that footage being out there, for the rest of his life.

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[acabemy]

rollercoaster tycoon is a dollar I’m losing my mind

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[sigmaleph]

filling a usps small flat rate box with scoops out of a large tub labelled “Neutron star”

[smitethestate]

Remember kids

[isohiko-deactivated20230305]

shoutout to my mutuals who dont know what the fuck im talking about and still like my posts mwah