a strange meow (based on true events)
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a strange meow (based on true events)
name: B) age: B) gender: B) fav color: B) religious views: B) political views: B) relationship status: B) birthday: B)
Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it
hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it.
So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you
romanticizing married life on main
absolutely idealizing domesticity on main!
*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*
op has bse (big sword energy)
*me getting under the covers* I’m in
Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like
1. Wake up
2. Eat some garbage
3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much
4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow
5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball
6. Yell some more
7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!
8. Repeat
Im from the future
Big frogs?
Nothing But
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face
friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:
get pissed
get stressed
experience negative emotions
cry
feel rebellious
be done with everyone’s shit
be too tired for anything
feel overwhelmed
need to be comforted
get furious and demand to be taken seriously
big deer energy