[insert wit I don't have]

the Coolest (not really) name's niv, i tag my charas and those of my friends in stuff. i like writing and drawing. occasionally you'll probably see some of my art?

[lakevida]

interesting post but it fails to mention any of my favorite colors, biomes, or chemicals so i will not be liking or reblogging it at this time. looking forward to the revised edition

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[short-and-ugly]

another run through the washer will fix me

[short-and-ugly]

girl i shrunk

[duncebento]

i absolutely hate when things decay and i know its so childish of me but i cant stand when things wear out. whyyyyyyyyyy just stay forever

[relelvance]

You gotta get into alchemy I’m telling you

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

bwaaaaa

-the tumpet

[sentient-tent]

[redstonedust]

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

[angelicguy]

If Starbucks was for dogs, it would be called Starbarks. Or Starruffs. I haven't decided, as I am very ill at the moment

[angelicguy]

They would serve dog coffees like puppacinos, or barkiattos.I really cannot tell you which because my stomach has been twisting in pain due to this undetermined disease

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

[halfhardtorock]

[nezclaw]

[compyuter]

🪤

such an awesome emoji

[solardrake]

🧍 oh shit is that's a cheese 🚶

[piendish]

got my first compound fracture at Golden Corral

[piendish]

Went to Pizza Hut and they shot me with arrows

[piendish]

upon visiting my local Waffle House I was hit with an anvil

[piendish]

starting to think I’m the problem …

[sad-boy-hank]

no piendish. keep piending. if the world dosent like that that is theyre mistake.

[piendish]

maybe you’re right. I’m gonna go to Carl’s Jr’ and . See what they got for me there

[piendish]

Bullets.

[funnytwittertweets]

[fairycosmos]

sorry i’m not howl movingcastle. sorry i can’t be him

[twinicegiantorbiters]

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[horse-at-law]

[doubleca5t]

Now THIS is advertising

[slitherpunk]

[lild3m0nsworld]

[transmechanicus]

kafkaesque

[papasmoke]

Wait why is Netflix stock dropping? I heard it’s bc they rolled out higher subscription prices?

It's dropping because its investors are dumping their shares after netflix announced it lost a big chunk of its subscription base last quarter. Because they have to promise the investor class eternal growth Netflix predicted their customer base would grow in spite of them (like you said) racking up prices, making hundreds of shit TV shows and movies nobody actually watches, cutting back on their catalog of non netflix produced content, and initiating a crusade against account sharing which they've been blaming for their declining profits.

[papasmoke]

Netflix posted cringe and lost subscriber