[bedsyakgae]

Hockey rpf but instead of shipping people it’s writing Connor bedard having a good day

[roseworth]

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

[acasualmess]

anyone else just have a lot of thoughts but never know how to put it into words and so you wait for someone else to do so just so you can go EXACTLYYYYYYYYTY

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[andearlysunsets]

mind if i babygirlify your generational talent

[two-seventyone]

drew and randy: hey welcome to uh. love island night. against the. uh. washington capitals

tom wilson, entering the villa: a hot new bombshell enters the villa

dickie: i got a text! oh nevermind it’s just apple charging me my $49.99 clash royale subscription. my bad

will: i’m a mommy

mack: mommy. mamacita

will: no i’m a mom

mack: a mom of what? a dog?

will: yeah lol

leno: hey will can i pull you for a chat

megan thee stallion: i’m also here. will put this hot girl swimwear two piece on quick

michael misa: i never said i was perfect i never said i didn’t have any flaws

gorgeous & talented asky in net:

[acasualmess]

ryan leonard YOU are a bombshell

[acasualmess]

bc line reunion at shoulder check…… jealous of everyone going to shoulder check.

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[acasualmess]

i think we should all just jump actually.

[heuhehhohot]

i get so bricked up every time i watch this video and i watch this video every day so i am bricked up all day every day

[etheltempest]

someone write a fanfic where connor bedard is healthy and has a good nhl season

[acasualmess]

willmack enthusiasts. if you hear me. please never get rid of eky as a side character. i beg you. or even a main character. pls i need all the eky i can get. i’m on my knees.

[acasualmess]

well. apparently this was a pipe dream….. people alr getting rid of eky like …. guys i fr cant do this. don’t take him away from me PLS

[grafhing]

Blind, deaf, mute, and traded to Ottawa..!

[acasualmess]

2025-26 sharks you shined brighter than the moon. we will miss you so dearly.

[kyumo-02]

aigoooo

[superhaenyra]