Reddit user has cracked the code on how to read fanfic and study at the same time
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Reddit user has cracked the code on how to read fanfic and study at the same time
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Oh Jason ToddâŠ
Bro is cooking
Tim, walking into the Batcave and noticing everyoneâs distraught appearance: Whatâs wrong?? Who died??
Stephanie: We have bad news Tim. You should sit down.
Tim: Oh shit did someone actually die?? Who was it this time?
Dick: Remember that civilian that we catch trailing after us every so often? The one who was involved in the Penguin incident awhile ago?
Tim: Oh. Clarissa OâNeal? What about her?
Damian: She was taken hostage by one of Black Masks henchmen. We didnât make it in time to save her.
Tim: ? And thatâs why you guys are so upset? Câmon guys lighten up, itâs movie night
Jason, getting visibly pissed: What the Fuck dude. A civilian we were close to fucking died because we didnât make it in time
Dick: I know you didnât like her much but show a bit of empathy Timmy. You usually take these situations seriously
Tim: Iâve been trying to kill her off for ages. Why would I be upset??
Steph: Tim you have 10 seconds to fix your attitude before i fix it for you
Jason: Since when do you take peopleâs lives so lightly? Dude you need to leave before I do something i regret.
Tim: I didnât know you guys were so attached to her. I could revive her if you want, but honestly itâs more effort than itâs worth. And she was getting unwanted attention from the rogues so she had to go.
Damian: Revive?? Timothy what are you on about? And why are you saying that like you personally set up her demise?
Tim: Because I did? The planning for it took forever but I have to admit everything went a lot better than I was expecting.
Dick: TIM WHATâ
Jason: WHAT THE HELLâ
Damian: MURDER? You?!
Steph, screaming over everyone else: WAIT SHUT UP
Steph: TIM NO YOU DID NOT
Steph: TIM DONâT TELL ME YOU DID IT AGAIN
Dick: Again?!? What are you talking about?!
Steph, laughing: Guys calm down. HE was Clarissa
Tim: You guys didnât know??
Jason: HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE HISPANIC LOOKING WOMEN IN HER MID TWENTIES AND A CRIME ALLEY ACCENT WAS YOU
Dick: Tim i am THIS CLOSE to burning down your disguise room.
Damian: Timothy explain yourself
Tim: I had an undercover op that I needed a female field agent for a couple years ago to infiltrate penguins operations. Over time She became a bit too important and Black mask was threatening her. So I decided to kill her off. I got the info I needed already and it was becoming a bit of a drag keeping up appearances
Steph: You need to stop getting us emotionally invested in your aliases and then killing them off. This is the fourth time you did this to me. Iâll never forgive you for Alvin Draper, I still grieve him even though i know youâre alive!
Tim: YOU guys need to start recognizing me in disguise. Worlds greatest detectives MY ASS
Jason: DUDE YOU GAVE YOURSELF DOUBLE Dâs WHY WOULD WE ASSUME THAT WAS YOU
Damian: My training in this area has been neglected. Timothy show me your disguise lair
Tim: Sure, after movie night. Letâs go
Dick: This is gonna bite us in the ass. Damian is already so good at impressions. We will never know if someone we are talking to is him or not
Tim: LMAO When iâm done with him? Yea everyoneâs fucked
Steph: Itâs gonna give Roger from American dad
Bruce from the corner: *Breathes a sigh of relief*
Bruce at the Batcomputer: *Sighs and moves Clarissa OâNeal from âReal Civilian Deathâ folder to âTimâs Fake Identitiesâ folder. Creates new folder labeled âDamianâs Fake Identitiesâ
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Hmm depression
2026 Tiny Robin Update
Okay, so hear me out. There are species of animals that reject their offspring if they donât âsmellâ right. Like something about the pheromones are off and thus the vibes are bad. You canât be mine, you smell funny. Similarly, we know that hormones and neurochemical reactions play a large part in bonding between human babies and parents. Our brains are swimming in chemicals that have us looking at our squishy, decidedly odd-looking newborns and saying âitâs so cute, I wanna bite it.â
My dudes (gender neutral). My people. My fellow nerds. Superman initially rejecting his clone because he doesnât smell right. The kid was in a soup of artificial, clone-making chemicals and he doesnât smell like he should. But what the fuck is he supposed to smell like? Superman having no frame of reference for this crazy feeling, for this intense dislike of a person with his face, and struggling internally with it because he knows logically that this deep revulsion doesnât make sense. Problem is, he physically canât help it. Something about this kid makes his teeth itch and his fingers twitch.
Then the kid takes a shower and changes his clothes and oh. Why would I push him away? Thatâs my baby. Hate him? How could I hate my baby? My baby. My sweet, perfect, amazing angel baby. My baby. My baby. My baby. Mybabymybabymybabymybaby.
And itâs probably hilarious from the outside looking in, because Superman looked ready to light the kid on fire a minute ago and now heâs all gooey-eyed. No thoughts, just sappy smiles and burying his nose in the cloneâs hair. Heâs ready to pluck the moon from the sky and hang it on a string for his kid. Itâs sweet and adorable.
Itâs also completely, utterly terrifying. Seeing how quickly one of the strongest beings in the known universe fell victim to his own biology, how wildly the pendulum swung from one extreme to the other. Batmanâs immediately planning a trip to the Fortress to gather intel on this reaction. How long does it last? Is it normal? Is it supposed to be like this? Does it have anything to do with the clone being a teenager and not a newborn? Would it be worse with a newborn? Does the League, does he need contingency plans for this?
And SupermanâClark recognizes the sudden shift, but canât do a thing about it. He should be scared of how every concern in his mind gets swept away by this out-of-control hormonal response, but he doesnât want to do a thing about it. He canât help the smile plastered on his face when Konâwhat a perfect name, a beautiful name for my baby, mybabymybabyMYbabymyBABYMYBABYMYBABYMYBABYâsighs contently in his sleep or scrunches his nose in disgust at new foods, new sensations.
Something in Clarkâs eyes says âI donât know whatâs happening, help me,â but it quickly gets snuffed out by âI will flip this entire universe over if a single hair on my babyâs head is out of place.â And honestly? Yeah, itâs scary, but every parent he knowsâBruce includedâtotally gets it.
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superhero suit glove-sleeve connection design showerthought
fat people should be allowed to kill over backhanded compliments. you agree
was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued ïżŒto follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said âare you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptartsâ and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said ânope just talking to ya.â
absolutely enchanting child no notes
energy of an 85 year old who got freaky fridayâd tbh
Idk which fat girl needs to hear this but itâs sexy and cool when ur crop top shows belly button/rolls and not just that little sliver of waist
accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw
Jason may deny it,but when he was Robin he thought the Discowing was cool
this is GREAT two sentence horror actually
Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will
i have fallen deeper into timkon hole and i wanna get better at male anatomy for them,,,