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Playing Rise of the Tomb raider and i've mentally dubbed Lara Croft as Lara Coloniser [Trinity is obviously worse but still].

#I mean she is british and an archaeologist #I love her but girl if you don't leave these indigenous people alone 😭💀#Also why is her name spelt like that???#tomb raider #lara croft #rise of the tomb raider

Omg guess where I am!

#Omg AC you can't say that #Well Naoe is canonically bisexual so I guess she can lol #assassins creed #ac #assassin's creed #shitpost #ac shadows #claws of Awaji

#We got an AC Blag Flag remake before a remake of AC 1 💀#why ubisoft whyyyy #WE COULD HAVE HAD ADÉWALÉ AS MAIN PROTAG #I do not care for this white man who is a dead beat dad #assassins creed #ac #assassin's creed #shitpost

Rufino has been absorbed by the floor for daring to be Portuguese.

#He's known what he's done #He was eventually freed unfortunately after I edited the home base #assassins creed #ac #assassin's creed #ac shadows #shitpost #Rufino #glitch

I finally got a PS5 and a copy of AC Shadows, 40+ hours in, and i'm enjoying it. Although you will not catch me glazing Japan, I know too much -_-

#Visuals? beautiful. Bugs? aplenty #I will achieve wlw and mlm solidarity w Yasuke and Naoe god help me #assassins creed #ac #assassin's creed #ac shadows

People be debating over the "worst" AC game as if AC3 Remastered isn't right there.

#By god it looks terrible #Somehow makes AC1's graphics look modern #ac3 #ac #assassins creed #assassin's creed #shitpost

Just got a figurine of Ratonhnhaké:ton [Connor] Kenway today and...

Who TF is this???

#Why does he look like that?!#What did they do to my beautiful boy #Why are his eyes green?!#Other than the face it's a sick figure #assassins creed #ac #assassin's creed #shitpost #asscreed #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #AC 3

mollydewinter

the more I think about it, the more I realize it's correct,,,any rizz the kenway family had, lived and died w Edward

After him it's only Standing Too Close To People and being surrounded by an air of profound sadness and tragedy

#They got that sad boy rizz #Poor little meow meow rizz #But Ratonhnhaké:ton especially got that autistic rizz #assassin's creed #assassins creed #ac #asscreed #edward kenway #haytham kenway #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #shitpost

brotherhoot

(video)

damien-v-grimm

I just can’t scroll past this without rebloging.

storytimefromthecreed

Can’t never reblog this!

anti-shakespeare

Basic summary of Assassin's creed plot

#assassins creed #ac #shitpost #assassin's creed #asscreed

I'm playing AC Freedom Cry and I'm so conflicted, I love the idea and Adéwalé but the game is so small, kinda unfinished and practically a DLC and that makes me sad.

#assassins creed #ac #Ac freedom cry #adéwalé #ac black flag

oblivionloading

Grandpa didn't get his beans today.

#Give Grandpa some Beans!!!#The Elder Scrolls #oblivion #Elder Scrolls #shitpost

skyrim-forever

Possessed by Nazeem to make this

#Man...I miss skyrim #I say despite the fact i've played Oblivion more #skyrim #shitpost

poetsass

has anyone here played assassins creed valhalla can you tell me i’m not insane when i say sigurd and eivor are a bit folgers christmas commercial

#it was giving soulmates platonic or not #ac #ac valhalla #ac evior #Ac Sigurd #asscreed #assassin's creed

So... what are people's thoughts on the upcoming AC Shadows? I'd probably play it (currently don't have a PS5 though so uh... yeah)

I remember people (racist incels) were complaining about there being a Black character (Yasuke) in the game saying it was "inaccurate" when in reality it's based on an actual person in history! (Fucking idiots)

#racist people gonna racist I guess #assassins creed #ac #ac shadows

So... me shipping Basim with Nehal was technically selfcest, did not see that coming.

#Still them moulding back into one person is couple goals tbh #Nehal #Ac Nehal #ac mirage #ac basim #basim ibn ishaq #shitpost #asscreed

Basim Ibn Ishaq from AC Mirage is really toeing the line between 'pretty boy' and 'daddy' which depending on the scene, it varies.

#Also he's apparent 26? My boy has crows feet like what-#ac #assassins creed #ac mirage #basim ibn ishaq #ac basim #asscreed

Finally finished AC Mirage and can someone tell me why this game took me 33hrs to complete while AC Valhalla/Odyssey took me like 200hrs to complete (DLCs not included) like god damn.

#It's probably because the other two were large map wise but still #I ain't hating but it's kinda funny to me #ac mirage #ac valhalla #ac odyssey

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