Who Let Me Be An Adult?!

No seriously. What is this.

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Me: Emails photo to self

Me: OOH a notification!! Someone emailed me!!

Me: Oh.

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heart: that one!

head: no

heart: :(

heart: that one?

head: NO

heart:

head:

heart: ...yes

head: wtf stop

heart: THAT ONE

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Someone called me mature today. 

LOL guys its working they think im one of them

[ravenspencil]

yes

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they forgot the last panel of being curled up under the desk with a glassy stare and expression of pure panic

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Coworker: I just recently learned how to copy and paste but now I copied five pages instead of one paragraph so how do I get rid of it without hitting backspace? that seems like it would take a very long time to just sit and hold down the backspace key for five pages 

Me: ...

Coworker: ...

Me: Highlight what you don’t want by clicking and dragging then hit backspace

Coworker: OH! that will do it?

Me: you haVE A DOCTORATE

[boomerangbill]

Realising you have responsibilities

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Alas, McDonalds is not happy with you if you try this at their play palaces. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[animatorlife]

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Running from responsibilities be like

[cptnoblivious]

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And taxes. And rent. And groceries. And holy crap I need a raise. 

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My new hobby: Subtly messing with my roommates by adding variety to their pandora stations. “Classical Relaxation”? Let’s throw in some “Eminem” and “Carrie Underwood” and see if they notice. 

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Clueless

I’ve finally seen the 90s teen classic “Clueless”. About 3/4 of the way through, I realized I was watching the movie VERY wrong. Apparently it’s not about family bonding and reconnecting with siblings to form a protective older brother / devoted younger sister relationship. I’m scarred. 

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It's probably fine.

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Wtf should I do with my life?

Wondering what to do with your life? Let the internet determine your future destiny

My new favorite website. 

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Being an adult is just googling how to do things.

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Wedding Season

All my friends are getting married. 

This is weird. I’m still firmly convinced that we’re not old enough to get married. Or have jobs. Or our own places. The twenties are a weird age. 

WHO LET US BE ADULTS. 

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Dishwasher Safe

Not dishwasher safe? 

Oops. 

Well, I guess it is now. 

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Bucket List

Someday, I want to meet a famous actor. I would then proceed to gush over their role in a low-budget flop from their early acting days. One of those really bad ones that everyone tries to pretend didn’t happen. Then I would feign ignorance of any recent films.