[cutepetclub]

[coach-taylor]

[eralkfang]

ICON

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[d0nn0]

Im never talking to tumblrbot again

[just-shower-thoughts]

Countless scientists have mined the wealth of human knowledge and overcome incredible technological obstacles to create the internet so that conspiracy theorists can spread the idea that the world is flat.

[speedoweedo]

im dead at ‘in zoology science licks you’

[speedoweedo]

a science licks a man

[dalniente]

what a big science

[thattboyisamonster]

[joannus]

[moriartyisqueen-blog]

[andrewbelami]

REACH FOR THE SKY

[alecsgrg]

Lago di Carezza | ( by Michael Matti )

[writing-prompt-s]

You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a “Prince Charming” type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it’s tough, but you make it work.

[izzibu]

“How did you know?!” He squeals, on his knees and shaking.

Your finger tightens on the trigger.

“A little birdie told me.”

[skitten219]

being interested in serial killers and their motives and what drove them to kill but understanding that they were awful people who did awful things and not normalizing/romanticizing them

romanticizing/being attracted to/admiring/shipping serial killers

[bedahmerized-deactivated2017090]

Do you think being attracted by them is a choice? Like if I am a lesbian I can’t choose it, right? Same thing. Also don’t tag every fucking serial killer on this world to get attention

[skitten219]

Honestly I was going to argue with you but the fact that you compare being a lesbian to being attracted to actual serial killers tells me that it isn’t worth my time

[tcc-drags]

THE SQUARE ROOT OF Y I K E S

[our-hideout-world]

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

[haveabiscxitpotter-blog]

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

[basillisks-deactivated20170923]

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

[dead-seriously-deactivated20160]

LOL dark-blueeeee

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

[accio-n0thing]

dog: [stares at me because I have food]

me: [flips middle finger at dog]

dog: [gives my middle finger kisses because he does not understand the obscene gesture and does not believe for an instant that I would be cruel to him in even the slightest way]

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock

[buttergin]

Does this include Dwayne

[theoncomingabsolutelynothing]

Of course it does

[glassbonespaperskin]

[realitytvshow]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)