Gabby

[girlactionfigure]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adam Sandler is the only actor who has his own genre of movie. “Is that a comedy” “no its an Adam Sandler movie”

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps 

(#1 @lifewithmalamutes)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Water is a crazy motherfucker. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your ass, but you need it to live.

[mrclussy]

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

[scarletwitch]

You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don’t wanna go making friends with the wrong sort.

[hogwartshousefriends]

My boy Harry looking smug after decimating Draco.

[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[mildswearingat4am]

Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools 

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

Ravenclaw: Sorry, I can’t come into work today. The stress is bad for the baby.

Hufflepuff: What baby?

Ravenclaw: Me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

a shitpost became a teachable moment

[nevaehtyler]

[thivus]

I support gun grandma

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

We stan

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemecentral1]

I don’t see a downside

[basketof-apples]

*buys several boxes of chocolate* 

(concerned) Motherfucker?

[skyliting]

*gives to charity*

(pleased) Motherfucker

*pays children’s cafeteria bills*

(impressed) Motherfucker…!

[neurodivergent-crow]

This would be the opposite of a problem

[windows-operating-system-deacti]

Me: *Buys all my friends the surgeries they need*

[neurodivergent-crow]

*tears in eyes* motherfucker!

[cat-eel]

I have headcanons about what vampires should be.

[harveykrinkle-deactivated201510]

Pay them in blood to tell us what is at the bottom of the ocean.

[caitninja]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Vampire emerging from the deep in s blind panic: fuck the ocean, there’s too much weird shit down there!

Human: but what about your bloo-

Vampire: FORGET THE BLOOD HELEN, THERE’S THINGS DOWN THERE WITH MORE TEETH THAN ME, RUN

[rmh8402]

Hahahaha

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[fanonical]

colin: hey harry can i have your number!

harry, visibly texting: i don't have a phone