Accio, Alpacas!

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[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[8392019938]

@thesufjanstevensmodel5000

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[rumze]

it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside

[giflounge]

Jello-tennis

[ferrousfellow]

[iraffiruse]

[stealingisradical-deactivated20]

IM SO FUCKING SCARED, MIGHT NOT SHOPLIFT IN MY TOWN AGAIN

I was watching ABC news clips on shoplifting for some tips on what LP look for in shoplifters… guys, im so fucking MAD. It was a random ass, and quite popular, video and they were talking about some shoplifting ring happening NOT ONLY MY STATE, BUT MY TOWN. I watched a video of a girl getting taken down at the place i go to REGULARLY to lift. Doesnt sound to scary right? No Big deal? No dude. No. I am literally shitting bricks here, apparently, cops will DEFINENTLY be called, they have cops who WILL track you down if you drive off, different big businesses from all across my town (not just conjoined shops and outlet malls) GET FUCKING TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT THE BIGGEST SHOPLIFTERS THEYVE BEEN CATCHING ON CAMERA?!?!? WTF!?!?! So heres what the did on the program, they all were seeing this one women constantly stealing from these stores for a while. So they sent an undercover cop to befriend her and soon acted as if she as well had intrest in shoplifting. Once they started lifting together, the target of the lifting trusting her new “friend” and showing her how she stole, the “friend” documented what she stole, how she did it, and where she did it. Thus, showing the police her trade and practice. When she was apprehended, they made her drive them to all her accomplices houses and have them arrested too. I have never been more shook in my whole life. If LP in my town are this serious about shoplifting…should i even dare risk it? So, moral of this story, DONT TRUST ANYONE, DONT TRUST YOUR NOT BEING WATCHED, BE SO. FUCKING. CAREFUL. PLEASE.

[little-lifting-queen]

This is literally so scary

[smolfreedomsupporter]

It’s not “literally so scary” if you don’t even steal in the first place.

[boogiewuhmun-deactivated2021072]

[phoneyphoenix-deactivated202010]

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[meanplastic]

[thebestoftumbling]

[trashythingsgohere]

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

Don’t come after me like this oh my god

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

[amethysthealer]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

this is honestly how men act

[sirenitamaria-deactivated201608]

Seriously.

[bitchycode]

[fashionistasrus-deactivated2017]

[lightskintgawd]

I need this as a hat

[pro-diversity]

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

[marisatomay]

Me: I’m against violence Richard Spencer, a Nazi: gets punched in the face Me: