Accio Lol

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[funnyjoke]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[shiny-haunters-deactivated20181]

[bisexualalicecullen]

smeyer has a khaki fetish

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[rizaoftheowls]

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

[sphinxofgrease]

[dreamsmage]

i’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

[baapi-makwa]

@otahkoapisiakii

[otahkoapisiakii]

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

[mouldywarps]

[teesadutta]

[thisisntmycat]

[allmonds]

Invite them in

[kiefeon]

theyre vampires

[official-mugi]

so invite them in

[pomeranian2]

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[classyvirgx]

Same

[whoboyq-deactivated20190213]

that fucking part

[onlytwitterpics]

[hannahhillam]

There are all kinds of love languages https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn79z91lGYK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wbgafuxx6zk0

[spnyuri]

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

[katesofheaven]

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

[spnyuri]

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you