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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Based on this post from @incorrectsherlollyquotes ❤
me: I’m not going to cry this time I listen to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
1 minute and 25 seconds later: BUT TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER, EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER AND I’M GETTING OLDER TOO
The look on her face when she realizes
Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-
Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.
Student: Sounds fantastic.
Interviewer: Oh, does it?
Student: Yeah.
Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?
Student: Sounds great.
Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?
Student: No.
Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?
Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.
*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)
To all the girls who “Love adventures”
A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure
If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin
two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on
me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,
The Cranberries “Zombie” is one of those rare protest songs that becomes a big hit. A terrorist bombing drove the irish band to write the song. In March 1993, the Provisional Irish Republican Army set off a bomb in the English town of Warrington that killed two children. The dead were three-year-old Johnathan Ball and 12-year-old Tim Parry. The bombing was part of The Troubles, the struggle between mostly Catholic Irish nationalists and mostly Protestant loyalists over the political fate of Northern Ireland. The United Kingdom rules Northern Ireland, The IRA and other militants would like to see the country united and used violence to accomplish that aim.
The Cranberries lead singer Dolores O'Riordan told Vox: “The IRA are not me. I’m not the IRA. The Cranberries are not the IRA. My family are not. When it says in the song, ‘It’s not me, it’s not my family,’ that’s what I’m saying. It’s not Ireland. It’s some idiots living in the past.”
The Cranberries were on tour when they learned of the Warrington bombing. O'Riordan: “I remember seeing on of the mothers on television, just devastated. I felt so sad for her, that she’d carried him for nine months , been through all the morning sickness, the whole thing and some prick, some air head who thought he was making a point, did that.”
In 1998, the Troubles largely came to an end with the Good Friday agreement.
Source: Spotify - Behind The Lyrics by Genius
this is literally the only logical progression for their dynamic
thanks for the warm up idea
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”
molly: okay, code names. you can address me as eagle one.
molly: jim, code name, been there, done that
molly: sherlock is currently doing that
molly: greg is it happened once in a dream
molly: mary, code name, if I had to pick a woman
molly: mycroft is...eagle two
mycroft: oh thank god
Sherlock: This woman who has been in love with me for years is engaged now. Best to keep things platonic.
Sherlock: The one person he thought didn't matter at all to me was the one person who mattered the most.
Sherlock: *moves in suuuper close and kisses her on the corner of her mouth, reminiscent of another kiss after he learned she was in love with him*
Sherlock: Nailed it.
Like honestly imagine these two dorks showing up at your door
HEY WANNA SOLVE A TRIPLE HOMOCIDE
Watching your near future bride descending the stairs be like.
He sobs quietly. His hands are shaking uncontrollably. AND HIS BRAIN IS VISIBLY HAVING TROUBLE DECIDING WHERE HOW AND WHERE TO PUT HIS FOOT ON THE GROUNG! I’m dead.