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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

kdramastuff

drst

A question for the ages.

brennacedria

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

thecricketcannot

allshipsareok

zykamiliah-temporal

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

diabeticlesbian

Sweet Dreams - Rora Blue

2020.

“Sweet Dreams explores the intricacies of everyday ableism and everyday ableist comments. Some of the comments recount dialogue said to the artist. Other phrases were submitted by other disabled and/or chronically ill individuals as documentation of comments that have been said to them. Through using recognizable objects associated with disability in correlation with playful colors, Sweet Dreams aims to reclaim objects commonly associated with pain and disrupt the narrative on what it means to be disabled.”

gayforcarstairsgirls

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

abalidoth

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

mouseonamoose

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

archenarrow

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

huariqueje

Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

starberry-cupcake

pixelartpeach

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

bonesbeetle

can see the pores on that thang

crow-with-a-pencil

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

malcolm-f-tucker

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

malcolm-f-tucker

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖

izzyhill

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

macncheese-blog

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

pinkifingers

That last fatal scream tho

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THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

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chillyfeetsteak

i’m crying

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WAAA-

veritashopian

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

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IT’S BACK

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HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

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IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

1ts0kn0ttobeok

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

jaarnvidja

norse pagan prideposting

ruinedchildhood

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Reblog to save a duck

13faeinapenguinsuit

Quack quack

ijustgotherebro

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

araceil

Frozen peas are awesome for ducks and a lot cheaper to buy!!

lamorchemoveilsoleelaltrestelle

Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)

depsidase

chekhovs-slinky

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.