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The Twilight Zone: Our episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically" was meant as a cautionary tale about the predatory nature of the gambling industry
The Gambling Industry: We've invented the slot machine that chases you around physically from The Twilight Zone episode "A Slot Machine Chases You Around Physically"
That’s a real episode, for anyone who didn’t know.
Everyone except me is wrong about The Character
And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character
this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat
my liege those are crab rangoons
It's almost laughable what the internet and very young queer people have done to the words butch and especially femme. I think I could go on for hours and hours on how important that little yet huge letter "e" is at the end of the word. People have turned this special term into something so superficial and tedious. To them "femme" simply means hyperfeminine. It's sweet, pink, docile, delicate, soft, submissive. Which of course, certain femmes actually do identity with those words but little do these people know or understand is that to be femme is to be just as hard and aggressive as what they see being butch is. It's in gesture, in stature, in autonomy, in courage, in love that is so deep and true for other butches and fellow femme sisters. Femme is something inherently erotic and so sensual. Our history literally shows that femmes used their physical privilege to protect and stand up for butches, femmes were the ones who would go out and work due to the fact that people would not hire such masculine presenting women. In conclusion, to be femme is to be beautiful and lovely but it's also to use your fucking voice and know who and what came before us.
Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.
Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm
Explanation: The vast majority of homeowners insurance plans do not cover flood damage. You need separate flood insurance. Yes. I think it’s stupid too.
That video of Alex Hirsch reading S&P notes for Gravity Falls conveys a few things to me:
1) the U.S. entertainment industry (especially animation) is run by older conservative types who make up offensive terms and get really mad about them.
2) the people who run Disney would be the first to fall in line with a fascist regime.
3) most of the media we consume is tailor-made and watered-down to appeal to the tastes of older, deeply religious conservative audiences.
4) conservatism, not the left, is and always has been the biggest voice of censorship in American culture.
J. Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5, was before that a producer and writer for a number of cartoons in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s (The Real Ghostbusters and the original She-Ra, most notably). After a few years of dealing with the censors and their obsession with finding Satanism (or at least looking for Satanism to further political agendas) he wrote an article about the whole corrupt and bullshit system.
And published it in Penthouse, to force those same censors to buy a skin mag. The editor there asked, why Penthouse?
That one is from his autobiography, Becoming Superman. See also:
(As he goes on to say, he’s never worked in animation again–he’s effectively been blacklisted by the cartoon industry.)
Every time something like this comes up, I remember two stories about making media. The first is about movies, and comes from Quentin “Feet Man” Tarantino.
When he was making Pulp Fiction, he was worried that the MPAA would object to the high level of violence in the film, so he shot a bunch of extra-gory stuff that he didn’t actually want in the film, and added it in before submitting it to the MPAA. Predictibly, they asked him to cut most of it (without even commenting on some of the things that had him worried, like the bits of Marvin’s skull that lodge in Samuel L. Jackson’s hairpiece). The resultant cuts were actually more permissive than he’d expected, so he cut a little more and submitted it, and it got passed with an R.
The second story is about that artist on Morrowind whose name escapes me (I’m not a big ES fan tbh) who figured out that if he made two creature designs, one weird and what he wanted, and one even weirder, he could get Todd Howard to agree to just about anything by showing him the whopper first, then going back and “working” for another few hours on a second, “toned-down” version, and it worked every time.
The reason I bring these up is that the thing that drives censors isn’t some extant physical rubrick of what is and isn’t acceptable, it’s the idea that they can have absolute power over someone else’s creative work. It’s about the social dominance of the interaction.
There is nothing so innocent, so clean, that a censor will not find some fault with it. Because they must find something wrong with it to justify their existence, and because it makes them feel powerful.
This is true of all censorship.
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Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.
It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.
I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.
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Oh fuck yes. Thank you all the abled people between op and me this is exactly what I needed to see 💜
ooh sweet, thanks for the tip
(for anyone using their chair both indoors and outside, highly recommend wheelchair 'slippers'/wheel socks like these so you don't tear up wood/vinyl/linoleum flooring with the zip ties!)
! This is fucking amazing and I love it!!!
respect girls with a chubby tummy respect girls with stretch marks respect girls with big thighs respect girls with hairy arms respect girls and their clothing of choice respect girls and their privacy respect girls and their confidence respect girls and their rights respect girls who arent fully transitioned yet respect girls with scars respect girls who like girls respect girls who like both guys and girls respect girls who are asexual
respect girls. dont treat them as objects.
legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends
any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.
friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.
someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.
buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.
pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.
people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.
legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.
Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder
If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift
More Bering and Wells Fic Recs! (2026)
Hi Nerdsbians, it is time for some new Bering and Wells fic recs!
You may have seen my list from 2021, this will be fics I've read and loved after that. I love all kinds of fics, and we'll start with my favorite smut fics published in the last five years, then I'll add some older fics, all ratings, and end with my favorite G-T-rated fics published in the last five years!
Here we go, some wonderful smut fics from the last five years:
La Petite Mort, by tigrecat. Rated E, 21 972 words. Summary: Will the arousing effects of an artifact and the power of Pete be enough to finally get Myka to make a move on H.G.?
An inner meaning almost expressed, by sallysetonswife. Rated E, 9223 words. Summary: H.G. has missed out on a lot of reading over the past century. Myka helps her catch up on everything she's been missing. (This is part one in a cute series.)
A Treatise on Electricity and Magnetism, by ninthwave. Rated E, 14 108 words. Summary: The team encounters a particularly challenging artifact. Myka and Helena find that they have a lot to teach each other. Or: What am I going to do, put up a sign that says SEX MACHINE: DO NOT TOUCH? Set in some sort of fancifully nebulous season 3-ish imaginary, where Helena gets to come along too. you know, for fun.
The Matter at Hand, by tigrecat. Rated E, 14 900 words. Summary: In which the effects of an artifact lead to some forced proximity, and some forced proximity leads to… well, just read it. The first chapter is something that could have aired on the show, the second is dubious, and both the third and fourth certainly could not have (read: they're gonna bump the rating up to E). The setting is in season 4, but in the AU where Helena came back to the Warehouse as an agent after returning the astrolabe.
The Farmhouse Series, by kla1991. Rated G-E, 4670 words. Summary: Myka arrived at the old farmhouse just before the snow started—Helena was waiting on the porch.
The Shower Can Wait!, by lilolilyrae. Rated E, 1034 words. Summary: Helena and Myka spending a morning in bed together.
Dakota, by Sheslump. Not Rated, 1068 words. Summary: “Myka?” Helena said softly. “Mmh?” “What are you thinking about?”
A Radio, an Open Door, by ash_madrone. Rated E, 2571 words. Summary: Here is a little one off that started as a lullaby and ended up… Not a lullaby. It's never a lullaby with these two. But perhaps they deserve a little comfort along the way?
A demure Victorian?, by vestwearer_wibblywobbyida. Rated E, 2453 words. I'm putting my own fic on the list! Eleven years ago, I wrote a fic where Myka walked in on Helena watching porn. I have been thinking about other ways that scenario could have played out. Here are two of them! (Separate stories, same original idea.)
I went down a rabbit hole so here's five Instinct fix-it-fics:
I would've taken a baseball bat to the house, by tigrecat. Rated T, 2965 words. Summary: “I don’t know why Myka was so accepting, I would’ve taken a baseball bat to the house, gonna be like, we’re leaving!” - Joanne Kelly. You’ve seen a million fix-it fics for “Instinct” - behold, yet another! My Warehouse-y take on JK’s baseball bat comment.
Rescued, by GoldenWaffles. Rated G, 3552 words. Summary: Yet another episode tag for the travesty that was "Instinct." After Myka drives away into the night, what will Helena decide to do about Emily Lake? She places a call that might change her life forever.
Meteorite, by ash_madrone. Rated T-M (easy to skip the M-rated chapter), 7284 words. Summary: Let's imagine there was a season 5. Myka and Pete are settling into their roles as senior agents, ready to recruit a new batch as Claudia moves towards Caretakerdom. Helena hasn't been heard from since Boone and Myka is moving on. Really. She is. OR: Helena leans casually against a wall at the entrance to the alley. And she has the… grappler? Myka lowers her phone from her ear. “What the fuck, Helena.”
Five days, by EliaAlice. Rated T, 8002 words. Summary: Myka holds it together for five days after the drive back from Boone, Wisconsin. Five days after the worst break-up, that isn’t really a break up but is still very much a break-up all the same, of her life. Five days after saying a goodbye that isn’t really a goodbye, but is still very much a goodbye all the same, to Helena. Myka holds it together for five days after the drive back from Boone, Wisconsin. And on the fifth, she breaks.
Beyond Instinct, by gigi2690. Rated M, 7950 words. Summary: My Version of a Fix-it, which basically means Myka takes Helena against various surfaces in Nate’s house.
Now some great fics from 2011-2015:
Point Clear, by kla1991. Rated G, 1977 words. Summary: Helena visits Myka during a mission in Point Clear, Alabama. Season 2 fic.
show don't tell, by ellenm. Rated T, 455 words. Inspired by the song "you're so damn hot" by OK Go.
The Game, by Redlance. Rated T, 4489 words. Summary: H.G. has been playing a game with Myka for weeks; Myka finally breaks.
The Pretty One, by rebeccavoy. Rated T, 1749 words. Summary: Helena sits Myka down for a heartfelt lecture.
Wings, by apparitionism. Rated T, 33 791 words. Summary: Aka The McCartneiad: involving all manner of celestial beings, an oversufficient amount of reflection on the physiognomy of wings, and way too much attention to John Milton. I basically just wanted to use the word “thronoi.” And then some twelve-part AU thing happened.
Books on a Bed, by unicarna. Rated T, 557 words. Summary: For the first time in a long time, Helena needs to be close to someone. Myka/H.G. shortfic, set during that time when everything was as it should be.
The Mere Sight of Her Lifts the Heart and Sets it Soaring, by JDaydreamer. Rated T, 5861 words. Summary: A sort of holiday fic with Myka, Helena and an elevator.
When it happened (and they knew it would), by unicarna. Rated M, 1231 words. Summary: It happened suddenly, unexpectedly, and it wasn't perfect. Except in all the ways it was.
The Seduction of Agent Bering, by seriousfic. Rated M, 2673 words. Summary: The best thing about the 21st century, Helena thinks, is that the women are so much looser.
We Really Shouldn't, by ABSedarian. Rated M, 1376 words. Summary: Bagging an artifact should stop its effects, shouldn't it? Not when it just intensifies the underlying emotions and opens up an opportunity too good to pass up. Bering & Wells, a motel room, and a bed.
Hotel, by apparitionism. Rated M, 7702 words. Summary: Because I am pretty sure we have not had deskclerk!Myka and businesstraveler!HG, and I was feeling all holiday-happy (though this is not holiday-related): here is that kind of sweet thing. Ugh, these two are the cutest and sweetest--and I hope I have done them some justice here.
take me to the finish line, by missymeggins. Rated M, 4736 words. Summary: "Pete I need you to keep me company tonight so I don't do what I've done for the past five nights in a row and booty call H.G Wells."
Intrigue at First Sight, by MykaWells. Rated E, 17 584 words. Summary: Pete takes Helena out for a night on the town. When they return, Helena decides that she wants to take a walk with Myka… The time frame of the fic is intentionally vague so that it can be either canon or a Nate-less, evil!Artie-less AU world in which Helena stuck around as a Warehouse agent for season 4. It's not particularly important because my main goal here is to inspire happy Bering and Wells feels.
And here are my favorite non-smutty fics posted in the last five years:
Squatter's Wrongs, by kla1991. Rated G, 2105 words. Summary: Post-Season 3, Helena needs a place to go, and she ends up in the abandoned Warehouse 12.
Flung Out Of Time, by JayVeeJulie. Rated T, 2660 words. Summary: Helena is flung out of time and looking for landmarks in a world with no common ground.
Fake Married in May, by lilolilyrae. Rated T, 10 000 words. Summary: Myka is sent on an undercover assignment: she has to pretend to be married to Helena, living in a small town in the middle of nowhere as they search for the artifact causing havoc in the area.
Scopolamine, by kedimight. Rated T, 5613 words. Summary: Myka is whammied by the artifact she's hunting and wakes up in the hospital, discovering that the artifact had caused her to articulate her ardor for her wife, Helena. The trouble is, she and Helena are simply colleagues and friends. No matter how much she wishes for more. But when Pete discovers the subject of Myka's confession and calls Helena, Helena will make sure that conversation finally takes place.
And Darling, by JayVeeJulie. Rated G, 1683 words. Summary: HG calls a lot of people 'darling', but when someone else calls her that she's unprepared.
Flower Crowns, by Lavendelhummel. Rated G, 2830 words. Summary: Fluff without plot, seriously there is not much going on other than the sun shining, naps in laps, picnic and flowers. And everyone being deliriously happy.
Of Knights and Monsters, by Purlturtle (NuMo). Rated T, 6470 words. Prompt: Myka and Helena are assigned to snag bag and tag a dungeons and dragons related artifact that puts them in an alternate high fantasy universe. (Myka’s got to have a sword!) Author's note: This story takes place in a ‘verse where Helena never got put on the Janus Coin but instead got proper therapy and eventually joined the Warehouse crew again as a full agent.
The Mind Readers, by BirdofDawning. Rated T, 1206 words. Summary: “Wait, so you can hear each other’s thoughts?”
Beam, Myka, Beam!, by deathtodickens. Rated T, 3445 words. Summary: Myka and Helena get caught up in the warehouse. (With illustration!)
The Cold Light of Morning, by JayVeeJulie. Rated G, 1233 words. Summary: In the lantern light, Myka watched as HG undressed down to her singlet and underpants before sitting at the folding desk, wiping at her skin with a cloth she dipped into a bowl - and it struck Myka that this was the type of bathing HG had been used to, that HG had come from a home in which plumbing was uncommon and wiping down more frequent than bathing. She was better at it than Myka; didn't leave splashes of water on their canvas floor, chased down impatient drops of water before they reached her elbows.
Words that change your World, by Viharistenno. Rated G, 623 words. Summary: Myka remembers every word Helena said to her and how it made her feel.
Rainbows, by Magi Silverwolf. Rated G, 526 words. Summary: During a mission, Myka and Helena find themselves in the middle of a Pride fest. The explanation of what Pride is leads to an unexpected result.
Heaven, I'm In Heaven, by Purlturtle (NuMo). Rated G, 1927 words. Summary: This is my contribution to this year's Bering and Wells Appreciation Week! Day One's prompt was "dancing", and I've always wanted to write something a little Ginger and Fred for them. This takes place early in Helena's reinstatement. Author's note: There's art to go with this fic! What better style to go with the golden era of musical movies than Leyendecker's art, so that's what I commissioned - I hope you enjoy that too!
Tango, by ash_madrone. Rated T, 3617 words. Prompts: Dancing and General Family Vibes.
Is It Casual Now?, by Evergreenlasting. Rated G, 1560 words. Summary: After Helena saves Myka from the chess lock, the two women have an important discussion.
Feral Cat: Warehouse Edition, by wizardofahz. Rated G, 6130 words. Summary: H.G. had told Myka that she wanted to rejoin the Warehouse, and yet there she is, still on the outside, keeping her distance but pawing artifact gifts their way like a feral cat in want of a family.
Sushi, by Lavendelhummel. Rated G, 18 127 words. Summary: Myka gets whammied. It forces her to reflect on herself and to grow. She learns to accept her feelings for Helena through this experience. But, still, please, can someone goo that artifact and make that fishtail disappear, now?!
The New Farmhand, by Purlturtle (NuMo). Rated G, 30 047 words. Summary: This year's Flufftober prompts spoke to me, and they said "What if Bering and Wells in Stardew Valley?" And who am I to deny a plot bunny so fluffy?
Lucifer's Servant, by lilolilyrae. Rated T, 17 805 words. Summary: Travel-photographer Myka and her tech savvy friend Claudia visit Leena in Scotland, where she has recently moved into an old castle. Part of the lands she has inherited is an abandoned abbey, where they find a strange figure that will bring Myka back in contact with an alien woman she would love to meet with more often... Warehouse 13 Characters in the Yoko Tsuno 'verse, works as a standalone so you don't need to know either fandom to understand this!
Scream for Spring, by Lavendelhummel. Not Rated, 3079 words. Summary: Myka is observing Helena make her way through Astrid Lindgren’s books. There is worry and there is joy, and healing and love. This is full of references to Lindgren’s stories, you can totally read it without knowing them, but it probably makes more sense if you know them.
The Unexpected, by kedimight. Rated T, 12 318 words. Summary: In the absence of Queen Alexandra, Lex Luthor assumes control of the Queendom of Univille, holding the Princess Kara hostage in her tower. Captain of the Guard Myka Bering simply wants to keep her queendom safe from the Rogues who are accosting travelers on the roads. Said Rogues H.G. and Lena only want to protect the queendom from the corruption of Lex Luthor and free Princess Kara. What will happen when their paths converge? (Supergirl crossover)
Travel journal, by Lavendelhummel. Rated G, 8818 words. Summary: Helena Wells likes to travel and she has a little tradition with herself: on every trip she seeks out one stranger in front of a famous sight and kisses them. She collects photos of these kisses in a special journal. In Paris she meets Myka Bering in front of the Eiffel Tower. Will they meet again after one fateful kiss or will all that survives this encounter be a fading picture in Helena’s notebook?
Post Merger, by imaginethat57. Rated T, 2254 words. Summary: The moment in the hallway with Kelly while Myka was in Pete's body has been replaying in her mind. It was such a brief interaction, yet it's stayed with her, forcing an amount of introspection she wasn't prepared for. She turns to Pete, who has become her closest friend and confidante, for better or worse.
Break, by kedimight. Rated G, 4013 words. Summary: Stuck on a case, Myka and Helena go ice skating to think.
Flannel (& Glitter), by lilolilyrae. Rated T, 100 words. Summary: Helena is sure that Myka can't object to her outfit - she looked at pictures from past pride events and knows it works perfectly. So why is Myka acting strange?
Adventitious, by apparitionism. Rated M, 18 441 words. Summary: Here’s a holiday tale, in which we rewind to S4: the Warehouse was restored, thanks to Helena. Let’s say that she did in fact disappear after the events of the S4 premiere, as happened on the show, and the first half of that season played out as depicted. But then let’s say also that Helena came back after fetching and carrying for Mrs. F, with no Boone interregnum (because I am sick to damn death of trying to come up with in-character reasons for that obscenity). Point being, it’s December at the Warehouse. Stuff happens. That stuff monkeywrenches Myka’s Christmas-related plan for letting the somewhat recently returned Helena know how she feels. Do things end happily? Depends on how you feel about slapstick. The working title of this story was “Banana.”
Novel length fics are getting their own category, here they are!
Strata, by Purlturtle (NuMo). Rated T, 64 743 words. Summary: Myka and H.G. get sent on a road trip after H.G.’s reinstatement as an agent. Myka is elated at the chance to get to know H.G. Wells better. Note: This story has sections that I (wibblywobblyida) had to skip. The writer made that very easy by spelling out when possible triggers would come and how to jump past them!
The Remington Standard #2, by anandabrat. Rated G-T, 62 170 words. Summary: It's 1997, and when a quiet teenager in a book shop finds an old typewriter with the previous owner's name and address inside, she writes a letter. When the previous owner writes back, she takes the 1881 date in stride, and two kids start to fall for each other. This story isn't an AU so much as an epistolary reboot, letting Helena and Myka flirt, chafe against the people who underestimate them, become adults, and ultimately find a way to the Warehouse (together!) without MacPherson or Paris as catalysts. The only obstacle in their path is time, and we all know that's no match for Myka Bering or Helena Wells.
What Myka Found There, by anandabrat. Rated E, 52 994 words. Summary: She takes a deep breath, and steps forward, and drops down immediately into the black. This one begins immediately following 'Stand.' I know there are a zillion Victorian London fics... but hopefully this one has enough of a spin on the idea to be worthy of adding to the collection.
Amanuensis, by anandabrat and ash_madrone. Rated M, 143 206 words. Summary: London, 1933: Crime novelist Helena Wells is desperate to join the Detection Club and enter the ranks of the great authors of the Golden Age of Crime. Typist Myka Bering works for several Detection Club authors but dreams of someday creating works of art of her own. Helena hires Myka to help her polish her latest novel to impress the like of Sayers and Christie. Will they be able to work together? A murder shocks the Detection Club members, unearthing secrets that threaten to drive the two women apart. Will Bering and Wells be able to solve the murder and save the day?
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omg you people can do anything
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
Hit "view post" and lost it
The school trip. #1
(My scanner screwed up the colors and the quality, I try to “catch” it all with photoshop but .. Anyway, sorry for that.)
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
