I Am The Only Joke Here

27 | 5’3” | CW: 145 | HW: 210 | GW: 120 UGW: 105 | LW: 108 ***active sporadically, mainly when I NEED support, pls gimme some grace (I am OVER 25yo, pronouns are she/her, divorced, no children, and just doing my fucking best tbh) If I rb, and that’s an issue, PLEASE lmk and I’ll delete accordingly

[mine-fxr-me-deactivated20180731]

Are you taken?

as a fucking joke, absolutely

[accuratelyaverage]

I’m just gonna leave this where it belongs

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Update: still a joke, just a little lighter

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So: still a joke, just less married than before

[anxietyproblem]

[cannibalchicken]

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Somebody tag stardew valley

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Help me find my way back to faśting

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PLEASE

[anxietyproblem]

What’s something that gives your anxiety?

[stephanielovess]

Making Phone calls

[missmamakitty]

people

socializing

going into a public place

talking to someone i don’t know

going to a party for my parents’ friend

STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK

[directlyat-thesun-moved]

walking to the bus stop after leaving a little later than usual and worrying i’m gonna miss the bus

[lunarxeclipsee]

something unplanned being added into my schedule

[mossolantern]

having to order first when i’m in a group (even if i already know what i want)

[immax-maybe]

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Trying to get the right card out of my wallet to pay for anything anywhere

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Help me find my way back to faśting

[depressedlover2000]

[sioboi]

wanted to share

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Me since the age of six not sry

[firedell]

where's the tax deadline anime girl. i haven't seen her this year

[biknuckles]

[accuratelyaverage]

Go ahead and do them, they actually make monthly payoff plans starting 3ish months after you’re told what you owe. Don’t stress yourself more than what’s necessary

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Like, BITCH, I lovingly and constructively told you your previous and current behaviors AND that changing these things in ANY. WAY. could create a different outcome

But I’m the bad guy …? Sry wut

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Lmao @ ppl who do EXACTLY what you predicted they would do (and told them such) and get the EXACT results that you told them they would (bc they repeat the same toxic behaviors)

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To elaborate: telling my absolute best friend of 15+ years that she is repeating the same destructive patterns that she has displayed in the last five years and in response, she doesn’t reply and ghosts me

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Lmao @ ppl who do EXACTLY what you predicted they would do (and told them such) and get the EXACT results that you told them they would (bc they repeat the same toxic behaviors)

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WHY is my blood pressure so high

[tragicallygrimm]

i think i should get paid just for not killing myself mhm give me money dont make me do things

[dinobot]

*sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually

[accuratelyaverage]

If it ain’t me

[02nd]

next piercing will be a bullet to the temple

[honigimohr]

my best quality is that i torture myself and not others