strong and wise and you are love

bees, 28, they/them

[whatawonderart]

HLVRAI VORTIGAUNT MURALS

[stjohnstarling]

Trying out a new hobby called playing with fire. And it’s completely safe

[corinthianrm0]

the sillies

[verenakauer]

Grace mentioning to Rocky that he used to watch his ship every evening after they parted ways (and do complex math to figure out when he's going to lose sight of it completely). Grace is. a little bit embarrassed about the whole thing.

Rocky is ecstatic.

"Grace watched Rocky sleep, question? Even though we were apart??"

"...yeah. Yeah, pal, I guess I did."

[lonelytaumoeba]

Crying myself to sleep over this today

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[wolfythewitch]

Silly edit I did yesterday

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[imfullabeans]

[haarute]

josh ruben game changer meltdown

[senatortedcruz]

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[strawberry-macchiato]

"I am a person. You are not."

"I'm not her. I'm not. I'm me."

Day 3/100 // print

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I got hired to do a stand-up comedy set at the trope villain convention. It was a great gig. Really appreciative crowd. They were absolutely cackling the whole time. It was a little weird at the end though when all of them stood up and started clapping very slowly, before saying, in unison, "Well done, my friend. Well done."

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of them said he really liked how relatable my comedy was. Apparently it made him feel like we're not so different, he and I.

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[ebookporn]